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Cos there the rambling of a drunken lost mind………and there no SEX !!!!

I’ve escaped after chewing thru Roz’s old corset straight jacket while she was watching the Boxing Day sheep racing on telly 

Now all I have to do is work out where I am. Google maps is saying:

“Níl mé ag insint duit Dick ceann” 

Now all I need is a boat to get me across the boarder 

And maybe another corset keep…[Read more]

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I heard COVID infection reduces sperm quality for up to three months

Me and cosy have been trying so hard for a babbbbby too 

Looks like I’d be ringing out somer socks for a while  

Cosy I’m not a rich man after spending all my cash on Christmas presents for the one I love the most in whole wide world……ME 

And I do watch every penny  

I’m with somer on sweaty socks. They’re nasty and smell !!!

The price of brussel sprouts.  I paid a pound for them last week and today there only 19p in Tesco’s !!

Potatoes are the same 

I feeeel sooooo cheated !!!

Normally he’d just fly in and handle this himself but its not possible with current events.

I didn’t chose the boat or handle the sale and the “expert” was a boat surveyor. He asked my advice and then send me around the boats with while face timing.    Its what friends do.

My role in this was arranging transport and export.  I have access to a h…[Read more]

Online payments are doing me head in !!!!

Now I have to log into my bank account online if I want to use my debit card online 

Its a fucking joke !!!!

You know little about middle aged men. Our wife’s and kids have left much like your looks.  Without paying out for leaches, its play time