jolly roger

lol 

Oh that sooooOOOOoooo hurt hun 

And I use a Windgoo, I’m too lazy to peddle petal

I wish that was true 

Most of them go in the day light and in office hours. No one really takes much notice of person in a hi vis jacket with a tool box and van 

With all the noise on the roads…even an angle grinder wont draw attention 

You need to face it hun, bike thief’s aren’t scruffy teenagers or drug addicts…. its a…[Read more]

Well I’m sure those 900 people who lost there bikes invested in good locks too.

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/19820554.900-bicycles-stolen-brighton-hove-2021/

Our bike thief’s invested in cordless bolt cutters to compensate.

Hmmmm…. where to start on that 

Lets start off with cheap bikes.

They say a cycle is nicked twice a min in Brighton.  No matter how good the lock, the thieves always find a way.  You leave a grand worth of cycle outside tescos…you know its going to go.

And do you really need a good cycle or one that just works?

I’ve never had a…[Read more]

LOL 

Cosy face it hun, Ge missed us both terribly  Our walks in the park, trips to the beach & bingo.

Endless lockdowns have taken there toll on Ge.  Now he feels bitter and forgotten 

Don’t worry Ge, I’ve plan a make up weekend of fun in March 

I was told something “else”

Awwww he missed us 

Hi Ge 

I think I know wots going down here 

Linda got dump cos she a winying old woman.  Cosy talked about it cos he’s gobby tvvat.

Am I close 

Do you think I’d type all that hate out without making changes 

Since there no longer visible names with quotes while posting…its easy to make mistakes with user names 

I’d notice the wrong name on thread after posting….reviewing is part of my process 

My problem is:

You didn’t post on the thread before me !!!

So tell me this  Kenty…. how can I quote you if you didnt post on the thread before me

I can do it after…. but not before 

Well unless I log in twice and copy, then paste ……..but we all know I’m a lazy sod 

I cant change it, you didn’t say it too.

This is how the quotes come up

quote quote=1143398 now change it/quote

As you can see, there no name on it, just a number.  There a problem with the site.

I was asked about this last week.  Giving up my morning toast with marmalade was a step too far.  Now its gluten free bread and no sugar marmalade. I’m not happy about the extra cost 

One is starting to find out why the poor are always plump…cheaper food results in weight again. You’d think it be the reverse  

Sugar now makes…[Read more]

You mite not understand this, I’ve tried to remember the whole person.  

Chessy came here for a laff and a moan like so many others. I never heard her complain about her health problems once. Chessy wasn’t that kind of person.

While I’m sat here drinking my tea wondering what Chessy say about this thread.

I’d think she say “Rose is making th…[Read more]

Not Chessy. Its so sad to think she gone.

I just thought she was avoiding…and she did all the time too 

She was going to leave her hubby and run way with me to static caravan in  Scunthorpe once.  After she found out what I looked like it… she called it off  but I felt at the time chessy was too cheap to pay the bus fare  ;-)…[Read more]

Cosy’s never supported my acting career

Did I tell you I’m up for a part in the new star wars film 

Wait… it mite be star trek 

I’m not one to blow my own trumpet but my last film was great 
“Tango Obsession”
Watch as this pair of playing chubby strumpets lick each other tigerishly until they ooze! These trainnes fondle their toothbrushes into their bits like you’ve never seen before.

Pornhub gave it 2 stars 
Redtube call it “sick”  ( I’m told the Am…[Read more]