jolly roger

Just had a horrible feeling
I get fooled by an 80 yr old granddad tranny
Urrrghhh
No what i mean is nice grannys i meet loads walking there dogs in park on the beach
Id never rip them off tho
Anyway back on topic why cant ppl post more.esp boards yoy
Get a topic going
So at the risk of repeating myself

USE IT OR LOSE IT.

No reply just no point so im leaving
Ive joined blackpool grannies site
See if theres any rich widows need plucking.
Bye its been a blast

Not

You can get 7q each on the street
Prob is getting them on scrip
I just said to the doc ive stopped drinking and ive never made love to a woman sober i need something to ease myself in now i get 8 little blue boys for free a month
But ive got nobody to use them on
I might wait a year and open a market stall

Im quite partial to what they call a “tramp stamp” on women .

Yeh man free plastecine we want tip ex as  our leader

We are the cellophane army and our day will come

Just you wait and see

I got to do the men next h

This should be fun grins.

Inpo

Anc .boo.born.tracy.claire.echo.icon.kenty

Lucy Leeds.madamoiselle.f poli pats.rogue radish.moon.simply size summer Ruby red.mrs teapot little miss.her from essex.cat lady wee now. D o a  x e n a

There got to be loads more help me out

Back with the men soon.

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Inpo

Anc .boo.born.tracy.claire.echo.icon.kenty

Lucy Leeds.madamoiselle.f poli pats.rogue radish.moon.simply size summer Ruby red.mrs teapot little miss.her from essex.cat lady wee now. D o a  x e n a

There got to be loads more help me out

Back with the men soon.

Quiz  shows esp deal or no deal

Its not really a quiz

Oh i know this is a red this I really think this a blue total bollox you know  fck all

Hang on I do like proper quizzes

So I will give you some classic answers that made me snortle

My mates who are too tight to pay a measly tenner to rejoin.

Women that say to me

I can read you like a book

No you can’t.

People who slam doors and punch walls.

Had 3o minutes of greensleeves last week on loudspeaker

I’ve got a cockatoo and they get angry

Started rattling the cage as if too say turn that barstard off

Ash I know what you mean moving on

Making a phone call and being put on hold having to listen to shit music

Proper winds me up

People who take their dog out for a walk and let it shit on the pavement and don’t pick it up(with a bag)

People who carry their mobiles in their hand like they are special

Just put in your pocket/bag you morons