jolly roger

My mates who are too tight to pay a measly tenner to rejoin.

Women that say to me

I can read you like a book

No you can’t.

People who slam doors and punch walls.

Had 3o minutes of greensleeves last week on loudspeaker

I’ve got a cockatoo and they get angry

Started rattling the cage as if too say turn that barstard off

Ash I know what you mean moving on

Making a phone call and being put on hold having to listen to shit music

Proper winds me up

People who take their dog out for a walk and let it shit on the pavement and don’t pick it up(with a bag)

People who carry their mobiles in their hand like they are special

Just put in your pocket/bag you morons

Ok thanks for clearing that up

There’s no wind on the moon how come the flags blowing?

I don’t normally do this son but lots of fckn laughs

Krakow

Hi k well I’m going to Polan.d. In August all being well.

Yeh like Martin would chat with me lol

Aww shucks bellethanks I didn’t know you cared xxx

Yeh h but it seems a lot of ppl don’t even know what the boards are

To me it’s second nature over the years I’ve done over 2000 threads  I’ve done over 500 here but if you get banned they wipe them off which is a bit unfair

I never run out of threads

I.e here’s 5 I’ve got running round my head

Stupid little things that bug you

2 were…[Read more]

Think I will go and take my Nikki Hawley pics off my bedroom wall.

Yeh I don’t know why I bother Andy mate.

Sorry I typed 4 instead of 5 by mistake but it looked good so I kept it o n

Anyway back to my thread I keep seeing ppl blaming Martin for the lack of posters but that’s unfair

He’s the man who provides this site

But he cant babysit you tell you all what to type post say

Its up to youse yunno

So I’m going to use one of my sayings about…[Read more]