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on the trail of emails that went around sharing pics your email addy is the one at the front
no one belives it was me
you failed to get me the blame
try harder next time :lol:[/quote]thats strange I never met SusieQ nor did I take any pics of her Yet my name is top of the EMail List ??? Comeon Thin get a grip mate you’re losing the plot you are that infatuated with yourself you forget who you send pics to. BTW are you still seeing Carol, She did look a fiesty lass and I loved the pics of her with a mouse trap for tassles. So ladies if you want infamy Thins your man he can circulate your Profile and Pics faster than Rupert Murdoch and he uses the Thin Ice scoring system. A 5 means you hit the Mark sadly there were a few 1’s in his archives.
awww stevie baby
you only get bitter like this with me when some woman passed you by and made a play for me
who is it this time you fallen in love with but she dont want to know
its no good talking the talk stevie
unless you come up with the goods every now and then :P[/quote]Rob you do make me smile as with ALL your postings if you can’t articulate without insults you resort to speculative assumptions. Let me assure you my goods are delivered with a unified outcome and should I wish (as you do) consider myself something of a playboy I would still maintain descrection and not inform all who listens to your bullshyte of who it was where it happened and if she took it up her arse, Nor would I submit these ladies to the humiliation you bestowed on SusieQ. Have I said enough ???
@thin ice wrote:
hmmm you watched a conversation for 4 hours and 22 mins
ever thought about getting a hoby
I was thinking of one like yours Thin but its those injections put me off
@pepsi wrote:
It’s always the same chrissy decor wallpaper every year Cosy !
And its getting a little tired and faded !? :D
Maybe we could ask joker for some ideas! Knitting patterns and recipes ! Lolololol ya idiot !
:DActually Pepsi I’ve been giving it some serious thought, and, I came up with what I consider a very appropriate festive background. Heres my idea >>> all the F3 chatters in a group hug with all the testosterone fuelled men stood in the centre of the circle, todgers in hand and the lasses tying glitter balls to those of them that have a deficiency in that department. Not only do they aquire balls but it adds to the decorations of the forum . >??? Just a thought. !!!
@minnie the Minx wrote:
Hmm i don’t like many in JC but out of the females I like:-
Ruby
Eve
Jen Jen
Tinks
Jade
Thistle
Maria
Yoda
Trouble
Kenty
Chrys
Poli
I can’t think of anymore right now, but if your name isn’t on the list you can bet I just tolerate you
Now is is just victimisation Claires name has been purposely erased I distinctly remember Putting her top of my list
@forumhostgm wrote:
Merry Xmas & Happy New Year To One and All.
GM. xxxxx
A very Merry Christmas Miss GM or should I call you Miss Aligned ???
May the sands of time never be your guidance for an hard boiled egg.Love & Piece. I got the love we’ll use your Piece.
steve the Joker xxxx
Being a bit of a Joker (there’s a surprise) I decided to have a bit of fun with the Village Vicar. He’d been moaning to me all week about his constipation and how painful it was not to do his daily ablutions. Now knowing he always took his morning constitutional before morning service I slipped 6 spoons of senacot into his coffee as he always called in to see me prior to talking his stroll.
Once he had set off I quickly gutted the 3 Rabbits I had caught the previous day and put them in a freezer bag. Donning my camouflage clothing I set off in hot pursuit of the reverend and sure as eggs are eggs he got caught short and quickly hurried behind a bush to relieve himself. As he was squatting down I hastily emptied the contents of the freezer bag beneath him and beat a retreat silently.Attending the morning service the Vicar looked at peace with the world and gave a sermon with confidence. Afterwards as is customary he stood at the entrance to the church and thanked his parishioners for their attendance. Hanging back I waited till I was the last to leave the church so as to rib the man of the cloth and my earlier prank.
“Hey Vicar great Service and you seemed so relaxed” I ventured. “Yes Steve” He replied “The lord graced me today and my constipation was allayed”.
“But I have a confession which is slightly embarrassing _ I got caught short during my stroll after visiting you and I had to retire behind a bush to relieve myself”. “That’s not embarrassing vicar it happens to us all at some point in our lives” I quipped. “Maybe Steve but when I looked down all my intestines had come out due to my straining” he said sheepishly. “ NO “ I replied “ What did you do” ???
“well I thanked the lord for taking away my pain and with a little stick I found close by I managed to push them all back in “ at which he looked skyward and smiled..Sh1tty I know but hey it only Banter!!!
Ah! Still a racist, I see. :roll:[/quote]
How can I be a Racist I loved a Panda didn.t I ???
Its True I confess Panda and I had 3 years of sexless passion. Much as I tried I could never rise to the occasion, we tried every concoction on the market Viagra, Calias, Oysters, hours of foreplay all to no avail. We discussed the antics of thick slice but this only angered me as I so much wanted to be like him but without the rash and the weekly visits to the clinic. Then one day Joker come up with an idea, an idea that would allow them to cement their relationship (watch out for the pun re cement later). They both grew increasingly impatient to try the idea which Joker refused to tell Panda but as it was Sunday he was unable to secure the required requisites to pursue their intimacy. Despairingly frustrated they slept in each others arms that night eagerly awaiting the dawn and what promised to be a memorable day ahead.
Monday Morning arrived both Panda and the Old Turnip were exuberant that they would finally “Get it On” She padded around like a black & white minstrel during a variety performance while the old turnip calmly reversed his underpants to give his genitalia a breather from the acrid stench. “Right I’m off to get the bits “he called to his hearts desire ” I won’t be long so get out of those monochrome PJs and be ready”..
Joker strode through the gap where a door had once been and kicked his Vespa into life.
Through the clouds of black smoke and the smell of burning oil Panda saw her man riding off into the morning mist.4 Hours Later Joker returned beaming and sporting a large protuberance from his crotch The excitement on Panda’s face brought a tear to his glass eye, his gums broke into a grin as he’d neglected to use the Chinese teeth Panda had got for him from a car boot sale.
He moved to the bed and Panda eagerly joined him knowing she was finally going to get what her body ached for. They lay together , well almost – Joker was a big lad, and she looked adoringly into his good eye “Joker my darling how did you do it ” she purred, stroking his manliness with eagerness. “Well” said Joker Cockily (Pun intended) I was reading the Wickes brochure so I put two shovels of sand and 1 of quick drying cement down me japs eye”.
The Moral of this story is simple _ Never despair always stand proud for the love in your life.!!!!@Welsh fem 1 wrote:
lmaoooooooooooo =D>
Now as you can see Squelshy You don’t need to be bitter and vindictive to write amusing annecdotes Unlike Camel Blue Toe and Coat Hanger I can laugh at myself A trait they should try !
