..Joker..

@Wordsworth50 wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

it’s a question of taste. The stories can wear a bit thin, but at times Coathanger and Camel Blue really had me laughing. Coathanger is a great satirist – the lampoons are accurate and savagely funny. Camel Blue is a good writer, and can be very funny, but the humour is rarely savage – it strikes me that…

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@*Dawny* wrote:

Wow kinda forgot about this place till I got an email announcing JC’s birthday!

Happy birthday JC!

Will always be grateful to JC, without it, I wouldnt have met my lovely husband and started a new life!

Hi to anyone who remembers me :D

xxx

How many you have test before you found the right one Dawny ??? Just Curious as some…[Read more]

@GymBabe_F_Stokie wrote:

Happy New Year also Andy

xxx

Jackie xx

Happy New Year Jackie May your dreams be bigger than the last one (wink)

You can tell Twister will do well with the women in JC with those ears he can’t help but listen to their problems :D

@Yvonne wrote:

unfookenbelievable
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now heres a true example of the guttermouthed females JC Needs to eradicate Always a commoner no mattewr where she moves to

@fat bob wrote:

That hard hearted line dont work with me, I know you’re all sweet and lovely and fluffy! :lol:

Have to agree with Fatty Poli you are very sweet extreely lovely and before you waxed very fluffy xxxxxx

@Twister wrote:

Does Royal know she’s paired with me? If not, break it too her gently when she’s not drinking :D

Bloody Nora Twister you mean you’d take them on if you were Sober !!!!??? :lol:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

If its right for you both it will happen…. you just have to help it along a bit… stay true to each other… always be honest and keep yer fingers crossed :D

Lovely thought but my advice is lie your heart out, and keep your legs crossed.

How does one Delete a Complete Subject from the Boards ?? This has got totally out of hand and is becoming no more than a character assassination.

Let me say this
Netty maybe having an affair but trust me she is not the only one in JC to do that.

The sanctimony of some is laughable especially from some women who spread their legs quicker…[Read more]

I reckon that just about sums you up Joker – completely and utterly out of order.[/quote]

Says Anc the Skank who put it around so much she broke poor JL Augusts heart

on the trail of emails that went around sharing pics your email addy is the one at the front
no one belives it was me
you failed to get me the blame
try harder next time :lol:[/quote]

thats strange I never met SusieQ nor did I take any pics of her Yet my name is top of the EMail List ??? Comeon Thin get a grip mate you’re losing the plot…[Read more]

awww stevie baby
you only get bitter like this with me when some woman passed you by and made a play for me
who is it this time you fallen in love with but she dont want to know
its no good talking the talk stevie
unless you come up with the goods every now and then :P[/quote]

Rob you do make me smile as with ALL your postings if you can’t…[Read more]

@thin ice wrote:

hmmm you watched a conversation for 4 hours and 22 mins

ever thought about getting a hoby

I was thinking of one like yours Thin but its those injections put me off

@pepsi wrote:

It’s always the same chrissy decor wallpaper every year Cosy !

And its getting a little tired and faded !? :D

Maybe we could ask joker for some ideas! Knitting patterns and recipes ! Lolololol ya idiot !
:D

Actually Pepsi I’ve been giving it some serious thought, and, I came up with what I consider a very appropriate festive…[Read more]

@Minnie the Minx wrote:

Hmm i don’t like many in JC but out of the females I like:-

Ruby
Eve
Jen Jen
Tinks
Jade
Thistle
Maria
Yoda
Trouble
Kenty
Chrys
Poli
I can’t think of anymore right now, but if your name isn’t on the list you can bet I just tolerate you

Now is is just victimisation Claires name has been purposely erased I distinctly…[Read more]

@ForumHostGM wrote:

Merry Xmas & Happy New Year To One and All.

GM. xxxxx

A very Merry Christmas Miss GM or should I call you Miss Aligned ???
May the sands of time never be your guidance for an hard boiled egg.

Love & Piece. I got the love we’ll use your Piece.

steve the Joker xxxx

Being a bit of a Joker (there’s a surprise) I decided to have a bit of fun with the Village Vicar. He’d been moaning to me all week about his constipation and how painful it was not to do his daily ablutions. Now knowing he always took his morning constitutional before morning service I slipped 6 spoons of senacot into his coffee as he always…[Read more]

Ah! Still a racist, I see. :roll:[/quote]

How can I be a Racist I loved a Panda didn.t I ???

Its True I confess Panda and I had 3 years of sexless passion. Much as I tried I could never rise to the occasion, we tried every concoction on the market Viagra, Calias, Oysters, hours of foreplay all to no avail. We discussed the antics of thick slice but this only angered me as I so much wanted to be like him but without the rash…[Read more]

@Welsh fem 1 wrote:

lmaoooooooooooo =D>

Now as you can see Squelshy You don’t need to be bitter and vindictive to write amusing annecdotes Unlike Camel Blue Toe and Coat Hanger I can laugh at myself A trait they should try !