JohnBoy25

Some of us have no need for jock-straps. So there [-(

The man wrote a poem about a bloody mouse FFS!! A six year old could do that :lol:

Lancelot

You’ve probably grown up with all the old Burns staples JB..but try stepping away from the Burns sideshow and the tartan and the shortbread imagery..to find the philosopher in the man.

You could apply that same theory to Bin Laden and I still wouldn’t have an especially high opinion of him :lol:

You’re gonna hate me for saying this esme, but I’ve never really been particularly enamoured with Rabbie Burns.

Burns night is like Halloween for me, something to be tolerated rather than enjoyed.

Dookie – Green Day

Nevermind – Nirvana

The Marshal Mathers LP – Eminem

Loved the fact that Sky Sports News showed us what ‘Rangers’s Chris Broadfoot’ thought of it :lol:

I’d rather get younger than become even more of a dick with each passing day.

@Pete wrote:

@Yoda wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

allowing myself to be got at in PM
how naive am I ?

You’re not naive, you’re human. Words sent to you on your screen are just the same as if they were spoken to you. Words can make you feel happy, sad, confused.. it doesn’t matter how these words are brought to you, letter, text, typed, spoken..all have the…

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Just watched ‘Adulthood’ and hadn’t a clue what the hell was happening. I knew what was going on, but I got lost at ‘Gwan, is a batty boy. Safe. Get me?’

No, as a matter of fact I didn’t get much of that.

He’ll most likely play at the weekend, he likes playing against Dundee United, but it’ll be interesting to see how the fans react.

Aiden Mc Geady worked hard on his all round game, and is now a far better Footballer for it.

Think his mouth does more running than his legs over the 90 minutes :lol:

What’d you go for in the end? I went for ‘Revenge’ then watched the alternative one (and the alternate final mission) on youtube as it was too hard and I couldn’t do it!!

I was surprised by the final mission, it was long but actually quite straight forward compared to some of them.

Just watched it earlier, pretty good. Funny thing is, folk were talking about the X Factor at work and in particular one of the contestants whose wife had died. I thought it was hilarious to say that it’s a case of ‘Have you got the X Factor?’ ‘No, but I’ve got a dead wife. My kids are still alive but if that’s a problem, I can have something…[Read more]

Those ‘So I said….and she said…..then I said….then he said…..’ conversations. My mum’s the worst for those.

Even worse is when she asks me if I remember someone who she used to know and if I say I don’t then I get that person’s life story and the life story of her husband, her husband’s ex wife, her husband’s ex wife’s daughter and so on…[Read more]

Just heard Burley speaking about it, hadn’t read much about him, and he hasn’t covered himself in glory. He seemed too keen to stress the commitment angle when actually a few well chosen words would have sorted it in half the time.

And Barry Ferguson is ‘buzzing’? I read today that he’s considering international retirement FFS!

@Esmeralda wrote:

“You must admit.. .”
No I mustn’t..I ain’t owning up to nuttin’:twisted:

Then there are the legacies of afternoon Australian soaps, such as..
“I can’t hack it..” why..is your machette blunted?
“I’m gonna dob you in.” No..you’re going to clipe on me..you illiterate barstard.
And many more which will spring to mind when I’m trying…

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To Cut A Long Story Short.. And they still babble on for hours.. :lol:

My mum does that, only difference is that she’ll say it after she’s overloaded my brain to the extent where I’ve forgot what she was talking about in the first place :lol:

What about ‘Every last one?’ :lol:

Another of mine is ‘You can’t take it with you’ Usually refers to money, but you could apply it to anything. Also, if you consider that along with ‘Live every day like it’s your last’ then you’ve got a very confusing statement. After all, I can’t take my memories with me.

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Pete, the problem with Boyd is that if he isn’t scoring goals he isn’t contributing anything to the team. He’s one of those who really divides opinion, if Rangers are struggling for goals then every Gers fan wants to see Boyd on the pitch. If he plays but doesn’t score then he’s not doing anything to justify his place and the same fans who were…[Read more]

He can concentrate fully on ‘playing’ for Rangers now :lol: