[Jo xxx]

Cisco Kid – Pizzaman

Italian accent makes him sound like he’s swearing when he’s not)

Onna day Imma going to Malta to bigga hotel
In the morning I go downa to eat breakfast,
I tell the waitress I want to pieces of toast,
She brings me only one piece,
I tell her I want to piece,
She sais: “go to the toilet”,
I say: “you nounderstand”,
I wanna piece on my plate,
she says: “you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch”,
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch

I don’t need this shit!!

Later, I go to eata at the bigga restaurant,
the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
but no fork,
I tell her i wanted a fork,
she tella me everyone wanna fuck,
i tell: “you dont understand,
I wanna fork on my table”,
she says: “you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch”,
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch

I dont need this shit!

So I go back to my room in a hotel,
and there are no sheets on the bed,
call the manager and telling him I wanna a sheet,
he tella me go to the toilet,
I say: “you dont understand,
I wanna sheet on my bed”,
he says: “you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch”,

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk says ‘peace on you’,
I say ‘piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, ariva derchi’

I dont need this shit!

*of course hot chocolate is the word sh!t*

[Jo xxx]

I couldn’t possibly say PB, wouldn’t want to reveal her identity :wink:

[Jo xxx]

@matty wrote:

not much if you gonna eat a choc bar at the same time, i wonder if fat people as big as that still have sex

Some proof for you Matty :wink:

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/chickendance.html

[Jo xxx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yjYkLFm090

[Jo xxx]

Spanish meet Pats…. :D
@pats wrote:

:D sorry verruca.i had a dr.s apointment at 2pm. an i nearly did meself a bleddy mischief takin these !! :evil:

[Jo xxx]

OMG that is minging lol :lol:

[Jo xxx]

Pats will torture him :lol:

[Jo xxx]

@squeezy wrote:

Oiii – he’s next to me….he’s got paddypower to fart on him :wink: :lol: :lol:

Anyway…I’m a LAYDEEEE :lol: :lol:

I think you mean Pats, as you, Sunny and Tadole would move along one :wink:

[Jo xxx]

You like your underwear to make you feel girlish and pretty. Let’s hope you’re a chick.

You’re a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.

[Jo xxx]

Made Up has :D Thank You xx :wink:

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