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Babes in bikinis firing automatic weapons

Look I’m not giving up my gold top milk or butter so you can frk off  !!!

In the morning I like poached egg in a muffin 

Its just boil water in the micro wave for few mins, add a bit of salt…. give it a spin like a washing machine and add the egg… leave for a min or two.

Then pull it out and slap it in a muffin :)

I wont eat a…[Read more]

I’m on one pack of nuts and 4 packs of yogurt raisins 

And my potatoes & bacon are cooking now 

Not turning on your heating dont make you carbon neutral….just cheap Ge 

Awww roz this is why I love you 

But …. I have been going thru 6kg of sugar each month and I live alone.  Even I know this is way to much 

Hermesetas seem ok… and after two days without putting coffee in my sugar I am feeling less hungry. Those packets of mix nuts are taking the edge off to…[Read more]

Sorry I was off working. They made me do it 

I’ll post the stuff I have out right now cos I’m renewing that cscs card.  And if you think the cscs tests are easy take the HS&E test for managers and professionals like I have to do.  Its like being tested on the Chinese phone book….. all the answers you think are right are Wong  :wac…[Read more]

The first question is do you want your home to warm up fast or hold the heat long?

Most of the older Victorian building in Brighton use cast iron radiators. They hold the heat longer but take a while to warm up.   Newley built homes with better insulation use aluminium radiators for faster warm up but lose the heat once the boilers off…[Read more]

I love the idea of being a “hack” plumber 

Would you like to see my HNC in fluid mechanics from Brighton Poly or maybe a few of the other certs I’ve done since then like OU stuff or NVQ’s?  Training & re certification is continuous process within the industry.   You mite be a “graduate engineer” but that only means you can do math not fix…[Read more]

Here a copy of my JIB PMES cscs card.  This wont mean a lot to you…but maybe you should google it and find out before you reply again?   I’m sure you can get one 

Ok… you have no idea how these pumps work or the running’s involved.  Dra is right, they’re electric heaters….for every 1Kw of electricity you put in… you get 3Kw of heat out.

With the price of electricity increasing yearly…. you mite save the planet but you wont save money.

Can I can prove what I’m saying…. can you say the…[Read more]

Errrr hmmm……no

The colder it is… the better they work.   If you put your hand behide a fridge you can feel the heat. Think of an air source heat pumps as a fridge working in reverse. They use about 7Kw of electricity which is about the same as an electric shower.

The problem is….  1 Kw costs between 11 to 21 pence.  If you run it 24 hou…[Read more]

Well you clearly dont get my point …..

So being a bit of a feminist I’m going to let Chatguide Le tell you why your wrong :)

(Her mum had one put in  )

Hmmmmmmmmmmm 

I first saw information on ground sourced heat pumps back in 2002. It was in a hand out from CIPHE and sent out with there magazine.

Since then I’ve spoken to a few UK owners who live in France.  There view was the “bore hole” system  was crap and favoured the trench system.

As we all know if you drill down into the gro…[Read more]

Its not my fault…. they made mars bars SMALLER 

Over the summer months we all become healthier. Enjoying the sun…walking for fun and eating more fresh food.

Its the winter when we all pile on the extra weight  

And while somer cant admit he’s got the same issues cos his mrs is a chubby lover. I’m brave enough too  

This goes back to the original law back in 1967.

Medical science came a long way since then. Today a one week old embryo can be grown to full term in a lab. New cloning techniques can be applied.

The question is…is it right?

When do we start being people and not lab experiment’s?

No ones ever gone to jail for committing suicide or even trying it 

My shark is better