don’t have the prob with freebie newspapers

hate those guys who stay in the middle lane of the motorway when the inside lane is clear – r they scared they fall off the edge into a ditch or sumthn?

women who put shoppn in the back seat of their car usuall have a full boot – ex husband in boot perhaps!?

The Last Samouri

Looks as tho a martian go there first – defo a new spin on alien autopsy!

Limited vocabulary usually is matched with limited intelligence – and usually they are married or playing on the pc coz their gf is away!

age is just a number – its your attitude to life that counts and makes all the difference.

never mind the price – what has he sone to be such a pain in the bum??? I have severe lack of gossip and bitchiness in my life and feel comforted to know that men have the sam probs!

but did he get the job done he came to do? or was he too distracted?

well Haz always wants to be friends with cats, birds, other dogs and squirrels – he’s soo….laid back – only evr heard him bark twice – and that was from static on the carpet! He’s rescue dog, so don’t know much about his past.

maybe ur cat and my dog know sumthn more about chilln out that u or i!

Cryin over you – Roy Orbison – and you don’t have to be old to appreciate him!

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