[Jenny..]

my 7 year old is forever picking his nose.

every time you look at him, his finger is stuck in his nose,

he is verrry very clever, and is top boy in his class. he knows this and loves the fact that he is realy brainy.
so one day, me and my hubby told him that if he kept picking his nose, his brain would start to fall out in little bits.

he has realy bad asthma, and some times he gets small nose bleeds from it.
one night his nose was bleeding, not much, but it all dried up in his nose.

he woke up the next morning and started his day by pickin his nose,

he pulled out the biggest snot i have ever seen in my life, but it was all red from the nose bleed.

he came into my bedroom and started jumping all around the room like a lunatick…jumping on the bed….shouting and screaming all over the place…

..MUMMY MMUMMY LOOK….MY FUCKIN BRAINS ARE FALLING OUT….

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

he then tripped over a shoe, knoced him self out…….and woke up and staterd screaming all over the place again.

it didnt stop there.
me and the hubby decided not to tell him it was just a snot, we taught it might stop him picking his nose,
so off to school he went in a panick….and told his teacher the whole story…
only told her in a different time frame…

he told her, he fell and wacked his head, knocked him self out, had a nose bleed, and part of his brain fell out.

it was not a funny when the teacher rang :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jenny..]

well…in that case….maybe a small kiss :lol: :lol:

[Jenny..]

yep…verrrry happy.

just got a nice big healthy shag from the hubby…

so im wellll feckin happy 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jenny..]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nnnno way..im not kissin it :lol: :lol:

[Jenny..]

a good old shag :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jenny..]

sssssuuuccccccckkkerrr

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jenny..]

paul weller…you do somting to me.

[Jenny..]

@magnifico wrote:

awwww sorry huni………you were just such an easy target i couldnt help myself.

if i offer – a thousand apologies
– and to shave my ass :wink:

will you forgive me :(

you will shave your ass for me :shock: :shock: :shock:

awwww…im in love with you

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jenny..]

think i left my can of budwiser in here the last time.

i just came back to look for it ..honest….

:lol: :lol:

but since im here…it would be rude of me not to have a guess..? :lol: :lol: :lol:

could be tory……

orrrrr

becky…

orrrr…….

eemmmmmm

bb

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jenny..]

yea…only they were talking to each other about me..and wouldnt let me in on the convo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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