Jenny..

well you see..i have the microwave out in the back garden with an extion cord.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

im tryin to take a photo..but the web cam wont reach :lol: :lol:

ill leave it in for another 10 minutes and see what happens….

then ill bring it in and take a photo then :lol:

its been on for 7 minutes…and all its doing is melting :? :? :twisted: :twisted:

how long shall i put it on for.?/

:lol: :lol: :lol:

guilty.

have you ever left the oven on and forgot all about it….only to return home to a cremated pizza.??

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

o ffs, only put the link up for a laugh… wtf has happened to people on here recently, nobody seems to be able to take a joke anymore. :roll:

when i fist joined, i taught it was just friendly banter between friends…

i dont know if im just getting the wrong end of the stick…

but some of the posts are getting nasty now,…[Read more]

is any body getting bored with this scottish and british thing????

what is so big that each side does not get along.???????

emm..dont realy know….but……..seems funny

im horny..againn…..and i have nobody to play with

@Soulie wrote:

your msn address? cause i don’t ave your home address

come to think of it, i don’t have your msn addy also… come to think of it.. i don’t even know alan

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

are you stalking me :shock:

oh i love it when you spank me.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

just one kiss for the next

:lol: :lol: :lol:

willo..or tory

last month…

done my hair………and boy was that a disaster

when was the last time you bought a sex toy

@alan snowman wrote:

do both take a oxygen tank to the rave

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

now theres a f.uckin plan batman

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

grace looks like she is constantly chewing a f.uckin wasp

and her make up…man..she realy needs to do somting about that.

and as for her being a dance teacher..

oooohhhhh my god..have you seen how she dances???

its sooo old fashiond..and sad looking.

@Soulie wrote:

he does’nt really do windows.. he just uses that as an excuse to get inside your homes, and to get you into bed

will you pass on my address to him please.

tell him ill give him a big tip.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

I posted this a bit earlier than I first thought I would, but I’m having a long weekend off because of the Midsummer and all… Midsummer’s a big deal here in Finland, my friend’s having a party and I’m going there… so, have fun this weekend :wink:

ohhhhh my god..i just peed my pants reading that.

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put him in a hole..knee deep..and stone the f.ucker to death.

and then piss on him

ah feck it….im so horny right now youll just have to do

:lol: :lol: :lol:

yes..

then i would shag them silly