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    @pete wrote:

    http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/

    you just wouldnt believe it if it wasnt true :shock:

    My cat is deaf so wouldn’t be able to hear the sound, but she’s devasted that other cats and some of the more intelligent humans may no longer be able to read her ramblings – oops, I mean, ermmm, her deep thoughts on the place of cats above humans in the natural hierarchy. Sorry, she saw the word ramblings – excuse me while I just extract her claws from my thigh……

    #374101

    jc-kido, practised mainly in the UK but also some more far-reaching parts of the world such as Australia, New Zealand, the US and France. This deadly predecessor to aikido was much more effective as it could fell an opponent with a well-timed and well-placed abbreviation or……

    #387040

    my pet cat wants to type something to your pet cat

    “fgs what are you doing showing us up, didn’t you learn to touch type? now all these humans will think we’re stupid :roll: “

    #374099

    leaving the UU so shocked (he thought fairy godpeople were nice people fgs!) that he keeled over and…..

    #386969

    @tinkerbell wrote:

    Oh dear! did it make his life hell? How about the families of the people he has sold his drugs to I bet they are still living in hell. Why didn’t they just not feed him as much?

    No doubt that would have been a breach of his human rights……

    #386994

    To class this person as a pregnant man is misleading to say the least, legally he may be classed as male but to me this person is technically neither male or female, it is a strange hybrid. Men don’t have ovaries, wombs and the ability to give birth naturally, end of. This is a person who has started the gender change process then elected to keep the female reproductive organs and to then get pregnant and give birth naturally, not once but twice, so how can they call themselves a man?

    As for how they did it, artificial insemination using sperm from a donor (where did i put my turkey baster?)

    I’m curious as to why they made the announcement via a gay magazine…….

    #374097

    as the unhappy unicorn rolled around in pain surveying the death and destruction around, there was a twinkle of light and his fairy godperson (very pc lol!) appeared, picked him up off the floor, dried his tears of laughter, screwed his arse back on and said……

    #386967

    Happy birthday thistle and alfie, hope you both have a great day……presumably you’re not spending it together though…….. :?

    #374095

    making them “lmao” so they couldn’t sit down and “pmsl” till they were dehydrated or drowning and…..

    (sorry – can you spot the abbreviations i hate???)

    #64805

    No!

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