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I wood carry this on but I’m losing the willow to live, some things have been repeated tree times now….can we have a change of topic please?

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Well it’s plane to see that we should respect our elders and let them beech on as much they want, yew know it makes sense….

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@tictax wrote:

dont want to sound heartless but this pity thing , shes gona be leaving her kids sorted for life , some form of content there , theres thausands that leave there kids with nothing , they get more sympathy from me

Money will make life more comfortable, but it will never make up for your mother not being there.

Methinks this thread will run for a while yet……

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is there mulch going on?

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I’d go out on a limb but you might twig….

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Now why don’t I believe that’s a pic of Yoda?

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Sorry, I know this it the Getting Serious section but I couldn’t resist…..be gentle with me :oops:

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1 Airedale Terrace
Baskerville
UK

Dear Mr WoofWoof….sorry, Mr WooHoo

I really must write to complain about your appalling weather forecasts. Last week you forecast frosty frog here in Baskerville, well you got that wrong didn’t you? It was toads not frogs, can’t you tell the difference? Even a monkey knows that.

And when you said it was going to rain cats and dogs my owner decided to not take me for a walk and stay in to get pi$$ed as a newt instead, and it turned out gloriously sunny! By the way have you ever seen a newt after a few beers? Not a pretty sight…and hang onto your trousers, they’re not choosy, although they’re not as bad as the meerkats after a sherry.

You did get your forecast of snow right though, and once again my owner used the excuse to not take me for a walk but to build a snowman with the two little people instead – a snowman, I ask you, why don’t they ever build a snowdog? Well I got my own back, I turned it yellow.

I urge you to try harder to get your forecasts right, maybe you don’t realise how much us dogs depend on you, our walk is in your hands. And if I don’t get my daily walk, how on earth am I going to get to know that lovely biatch from up the road? Do you realise what a responsibility you bear?

I hope you treat this letter with all the seriousness it deserves, it’s not easy typing with paws as big as mine so thank Microsoft for spellchecker.

Yours Sincerely,

Fido

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Got you all boxed in?

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