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@Forget Me Not wrote:

me, use a site? Never! :-

lol me neither :wink:

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lol I think we’re using the same website for our riddles! I’ll leave that to someone else to answer…. :wink:

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He was a window cleaner and he jumped in through the window, not out.

I have an eye but cannot see. I am stronger and faster then any man alive but have no limbs. What am I?

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Better to crow than go stark raven mad

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Mount Everest!

A father’s child, a mother’s child, yet no one’s son. Who am I?

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@forumhostpb wrote:

Oh …. so you’re giving us all the bird then eh??? Well at least – being male – I don’t suffer from thrush !!!

Ooooh I have such a rude response to this but I daren’t post it :oops:

Think I’d better just swan off into the distance….

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Best get stocked up for 2012 then PB cos everyone knows that’s when the world comes to an end – someone ought to tell them not to spend too much money on the London Olympics though…. :-

Come to think of it, I’m surprised to have not seen anyone trying to tie the comet Lullin in with Nostradamus or the Mayan “prophecies”….in fact, not much re Comet Lullin in the New Age world at all.

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Awwww sorry fifi

Fi-Fi you edited, now my apology doesn’t make sense! but then again when did anything here have to make sense??

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PB we call them incense sticks now – joss sticks is just soooooo 60s.

Roll up, roll up, get your scented candles and incense sticks and cones here! The citronella and the lemongrass are particularly good for keeping away the midges…errr I mean the little green men….

btw PB what IS this obsession you have with corned beef?

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Are you going all flakey again Pete?

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