James54

Do you think I talk to myself, Jen?

Is that who is hugging me?

@jen_jen wrote:

Be afreaid kenty, be very afraid :wink: :lol:

ah, the girls of my dreams. What more can a simple, delusional, and indeed commi-table man want than you two?

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

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@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

rankings

Jen, lost for words, it was much more thna mere rankings, it was a philosophy of relationships with the opposite sex

Which boiled down to rankings…as long as I have pole position :P :lol:

I see kenty made no 3; that girl sure moves in qualifying

I’m not sure…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

rankings

Jen, lost for words, it was much more thna mere rankings, it was a philosophy of relationships with the opposite sex

Which boiled down to rankings…as long as I have pole position :P :lol:

I see kenty made no 3; that girl sure moves in qualifying

@jen_jen wrote:

rankings

Jen, lost for words, it was much more than mere rankings, it was a philosophy of relationships with the opposite sex

This place is rife in character assassination

For everyone’s benefit I am a mild mannered gentle unimposing sort of chap whose only mission in life is to make myself useful to anyone I happen to meet.

The handcuffs are just a fashion accessory and I like to recycle stuff. Hence the face. And the dungarees.

She always put those in for me, jen

PS always thought kenty was more of the ‘red shoes’ girl, but I stand corrected. Shall I order some silk stockings?

Show some respect, no sheep jokes at sallie’s expense, jen, please.

Those pembrokeshire hills just cam flooding back. No wonder the druids went all that way for those bricks.

Sallie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So good to see you again

Wanted, one fickless woman, or sheep.

Why are women so fickle?

Kenty, its not quite as glamourous as you hoped. My webcam baulked under the pressure as I practiced posing for you; some message about Need to Upgrade for Wide Screen Format whatever that might mean.

Now where are those biscuits.

Kenty, the clippers are a bit rusty, have you had your tetanus jab?

I am O Rh+ if the worst comes to the worst

Hmm, I am sure I used to fit in these dungarees much easier. Why do they shrink with age?

Pleasingly plump of Preston

@kent f OBE wrote:

Of course :lol:

Doesn’t that make it itchy b****y not itsy bitsy?

Just getting my shearing gear on

James

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@James54 wrote:

A wolf in sheep’s clothing is more of a scoundrel pretending to be gentlemanly whereas mutton dressed as lamb is pretending tough old meat is tender and succulent. So Bet Lynch is mutton, and Betty Turpin is a wolf. So I hear. Kenty of course is like a lamb, through and through.…

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@James54 wrote:

A wolf in sheep’s clothing is more of a scoundrel pretending to be gentlemanly whereas mutton dressed as lamb is pretending tough old meat is tender and succulent. So Bet Lynch is mutton, and Betty Turpin is a wolf. So I hear. Kenty of course is like a lamb, through and through. For your assessment on a…

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A wolf in sheep’s clothing is more of a scoundrel pretending to be gentlemanly whereas mutton dressed as lamb is pretending tough old meat is tender and succulent. So Bet Lynch is mutton, and Betty Turpin is a wolf. So I hear. Kenty of course is like a lamb, through and through. For your assessment on a lamb/sheep/wolf scale send an…[Read more]

needing less sleep, even with my rib injuries