James54

@jen_jen wrote:

Young? Oh I love you! lol
Don’t worry, I won’t stay speechless for long :P

“Barbie, give us the old ‘Pick Yourself Up, Dust Yourself Off, Start All Over Again’ one. Looks like I have to begin again.”

@jen_jen wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I like you speechless too young lady.

winds up Barbie Smith…….

Reinflates cushion…………..

@jen_jen wrote:

You can get tablets for all sorts of things these days I believe.

Pssssssst….it’s ages since we hijacked this thread, and it’s made me smile – thank you :D

It’s brought tears to my eyes.

@jen_jen wrote:

Well her will is quite explicit about it being enough for a 99…at least I think it says 99, her hands are so athritic and it affects her writing you know. She doesn’t talk much at all since you returned her home, just sits there with rosy glowing cheeks and a smile on her face obviously reliving her memories…

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You didn’t tell me you’d taken old Mrs Smith out…I wondered why she’d changed her will, leaving you a small bequest for “services rendered”…just enough to cover fish and chips on the pier followed by a 99. For future reference, my house is the one with the green door, Mrs Smith has a red door….unless…omg, are you colour…

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jen_jen wrote:
Oh yes, I remember how much you enjoyed that last time :P[/quote

It was the whole ensemble, bathchair, tartan rug, granny glasses, and the innocence of a stroll on Eastbourne pier. You still owe me an ice cream.

@jen_jen wrote:

Well you’ll just have to remember your safe word next time :P

And you had better bring your ear trumpet.

@jen_jen wrote:

Shucks, just with my words? :twisted:

You know what happened last time. That cushion got a lot of unkind comments.

@jen_jen wrote:

very :wink: :lol:

(laughs socks off at humble and simple)

One could take offence, and decline to post, were it not for the incredible humility that now craves this sort of cybermasochism. Whip me, Jen, whip me. No, with your words.

@jen_jen wrote:

Would you be trying to compromise me here James?

How transparent can a humble, simple, genuine man be?

@jen_jen wrote:

I’m too much of a lady to divulge that James :wink:

I am only guessing, but are we talking low teens? :P

whats the most whammies you have ever had, jen?

Like a triple whammy?

Yes, I am pretty sure its a Starbucks?

Three things. or rather, three of one thing

rocked (waves back)

tocked

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