James54

Today I was told to count my lucky chickens

@jen_jen wrote:

Do you have a hump back and a ringing in the ears…

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@jen_jen wrote:

The man who almost completed it ended up in an asylum…is there any insanity in your family?

I have a maddening limp, could it be genetic?

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Shhhh I pretend to be intelligent on here, you’ll shatter the illusion…

I have just put you on my “To Do” list, I can see a long programme of work ahead of me now.

I find a lot of things inexplicible. For instance, where is the wiring diagram for the female of the species?

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I was going to reply with a question but I realised that’s the other thread!

The sniggerers will have a heyday, blondie :P

They did for a while. Then we got complacent about BSE and went back to beef, didn’t we?

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So does everyone else, but that’s another story :wink:

You are the only one who laughs with me :(

Better one person who laughs with you than ten people who laugh at you :wink:

Its not the 10 that laugh, its the 100 who snigger :P

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They do a chicken bovril?

Take one chicken, and one bovril. Do I need to say more?

Or check out http://www.unilever.co.uk/brands/foodbrands/bovril.aspx

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I prefer to take my time licking the chocolate off…have you tried them in any other hot liquids?

Chicken bovril, have you tried it?

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So does everyone else, but that’s another story :wink:

You are the only one who laughs with me :(

I quite like it just starting to melt almost to the point of dripping, don’t you? Whatever hot liquid you put it in?

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oh oh, look out, a bored James :lol:

I think you do me a disservice, young lady. I find myself tremendously amusing when I have nothing to do.

I was looking for the ubiquitous biscuit. Would you agree its a Cadbury’s Chocolate Finger?

Incinerating my To Do list.

trouble is, what do I do now.

Time for something serious. What biscuit dunks best in coffee, tea and hot chocolate?

Memories don’t get any better :)

Divining chocolate, with only a little guidance

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Is this the third time? All the best things come in threes…. :wink: :lol:

It might feel like it, honey, but I am only just starting the second lap. I am getting your bathchair scrutinised.