[James Belfast]

Ok matey. So how long do you reckon til his next post then?

[James Belfast]

@tiggy wrote:

@james Belfast wrote:

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:12 pm Post subject: LAST POSTING EVER

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SO SICK & TIRED OF ALL THE GOSSIP .
THIS WILL BE MY LAST POSTING !!!

Best Wishes Dave ( AKA ugo )

PS …………… Tiggy , you got some undeserved sh it too . not no more !!!

Is this a biannual event?

Don’t I always… :roll:

As for people leaving and coming back, then if Ugo was the first or indeed the last to do this, maybe it would be interesting..

I didn’t write that Tiggy you twonk, it was a Ugo-ism from last August – i just couldn’t copy and paste it in a different colour cos i am a puter biff.

[James Belfast]

lol way to go Ugo! He’s Back!

[James Belfast]

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:12 pm Post subject: LAST POSTING EVER

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SO SICK & TIRED OF ALL THE GOSSIP .
THIS WILL BE MY LAST POSTING !!!

After meeting alot of interesting people some of which will always be in my msn some of which wont ,
Met somebody here but then some childish imature person has gone & spoilt it dont know who but have suspisions , but then dont really care .
I really enjoyed this site & have had some really good laughs especially in 40`s room , I will deffinately miss it & of course the quiz on a sunday evening .
As for Tortoise , well your just another sad needle ….enough said on you.

Hope it gets better for the regs in the rooms & on the boards .

The reason for all my postings is simple . I have only just learnt how to copy & paste large pictures & was new so maybe I got carried away .lol.
Hope it hasnt offended too mant people exccept ( Tortoise ) sorry to did if Ive gone too far at times . I will miss chatting to libra about the most so if any kind person could tell her I said good bye I would appriciate it .

Best Wishes Dave ( AKA ugo )

PS …………… Tiggy , you got some undeserved sh it too . not no more !!!

Is this a biannual event?

[James Belfast]

This will get them weeping…

ERNIE Benny Hill

You could hear the hoof beats pound
As they raced across the ground
And the clatter of the wheels
As they spun round and round
And he galloped into Market Street
His badge upon his chest
His name was Ernie
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie loved a widow
A lady known as Sue
She lived all alone in Linley Lane
At number twenty two
They said she was too good for him
She was haughty, proud and chic
But Ernie got his cocoa there
Three times every week
They called him Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

She said she’d like to bathe in milk
He said alright sweetheart
And when he finished work one night
He loaded up the cart
He said you wanted pasturised
Coz pasturised is best
She says Ernie I’ll be happy
If it comes up to me chest
And that tickled old Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie had a rival
An evil looking man
Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington
And he drove the bakers van
He tempted her with his treacle tarts
And his tasty wholemeal bread
And when she saw the size
Of his hot meat pies
It very near turned her head
She nearly swooned at his macaroon
And he said now if you treat me right
You’ll have hot rolls evry morning
And crumpets every night
He knew once she’d sampled his layer cake
He’d have his wicked way
And all Ernie had to offer
Was a pint of milk a day
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie’s horse and cart outside her door
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four
And as he leaped down from of his van
Hot blood through his veins did course
And he went across to Ernie’s cart
And he didnarf kick his horse
Who’s name was Trigger (Trigger)
And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie rushed out into the street
His goldtop in his hand
He said if you want to marry susie
You’ll fight for her like a man
Oh why don’t we play cards for her
He sneeringly replied
And just to make it interesting
We’ll have a shilling on the side
Now Ernie dragged him from his van
And beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face
And Ted went for his bun
But Ernie was to quick
Things didn’t go the way ted planned
And a strawberry flavoured youghurt
Sent it spinning from his hand
Now Sue she ran between them
And tried to keep them apart
And Ernie pushed her aside
And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise
As the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye
And Ernie bit the dust
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Ernie was only fifty-two, he didn’t want to die
Now he’s gone to make deliveries
In that milkround in the sky
Where the customers are angels
And ferocious dogs are banned
And a milkmans life is full of fun
In that fairy dairy land
But a woman’s needs are many fold
And Sue she married Ted
But strange things happened on their wedding night
As they lay in their bed
Was that the trees a rustling
Or the hinges of the gate
Or Ernies ghostly goldtop a rattling in their crate
They won’t forget Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

[James Belfast]

@lexus wrote:

the high and mighty c u n t guides decide to boot you how pathetic u sad miserable little hitlers get a f c ki n life u plebs

LOL imagine booting a poor wee innocent like you Lexus eh? FFS what is JC coming to! I demand a RETRIAL!

[James Belfast]

@dizzybrunette wrote:

oh sod yer then pml

but you aint experienced anything until you have had an older woman

:wink:

Aye that’s why Wayne Rooney blew all his wages on granny prossers probably. :wink:

[James Belfast]

What time are the results announced on Sunday? I was going to go to the pub but I can hang around for a bit to find out. Can you register for a text results service?

[James Belfast]

Cometh the hour, Cometh the song:

ERNIE Benny Hill

You could hear the hoof beats pound
As they raced across the ground
And the clatter of the wheels
As they spun round and round
And he galloped into Market Street
His badge upon his chest
His name was Ernie
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie loved a widow
A lady known as Sue
She lived all alone in Linley Lane
At number twenty two
They said she was too good for him
She was haughty, proud and chic
But Ernie got his cocoa there
Three times every week
They called him Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

She said she’d like to bathe in milk
He said alright sweetheart
And when he finished work one night
He loaded up the cart
He said you wanted pasturised
Coz pasturised is best
She says Ernie I’ll be happy
If it comes up to me chest
And that tickled old Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie had a rival
An evil looking man
Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington
And he drove the bakers van
He tempted her with his treacle tarts
And his tasty wholemeal bread
And when she saw the size
Of his hot meat pies
It very near turned her head
She nearly swooned at his macaroon
And he said now if you treat me right
You’ll have hot rolls evry morning
And crumpets every night
He knew once she’d sampled his layer cake
He’d have his wicked way
And all Ernie had to offer
Was a pint of milk a day
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie’s horse and cart outside her door
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four
And as he leaped down from of his van
Hot blood through his veins did course
And he went across to Ernie’s cart
And he didnarf kick his horse
Who’s name was Trigger (Trigger)
And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie rushed out into the street
His goldtop in his hand
He said if you want to marry susie
You’ll fight for her like a man
Oh why don’t we play cards for her
He sneeringly replied
And just to make it interesting
We’ll have a shilling on the side
Now Ernie dragged him from his van
And beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face
And Ted went for his bun
But Ernie was to quick
Things didn’t go the way ted planned
And a strawberry flavoured youghurt
Sent it spinning from his hand
Now Sue she ran between them
And tried to keep them apart
And Ernie pushed her aside
And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise
As the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye
And Ernie bit the dust
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Ernie was only fifty-two, he didn’t want to die
Now he’s gone to make deliveries
In that milkround in the sky
Where the customers are angels
And ferocious dogs are banned
And a milkmans life is full of fun
In that fairy dairy land
But a woman’s needs are many fold
And Sue she married Ted
But strange things happened on their wedding night
As they lay in their bed
Was that the trees a rustling
Or the hinges of the gate
Or Ernies ghostly goldtop a rattling in their crate
They won’t forget Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

[James Belfast]

@tommy-toxen wrote:

:lol:

I think it’s hilarious

But i don’t believe in made-up “disorders” that are just an excuse to break the law, act like a complete jerk or just to claim disablility anyway.

There are true mental illnesses like brain damage.

Maybe it just takes time to recognise these ‘disorders’ as being proper disorders Tommy – they shot people for cowardice in WW1 because no-one considered the possibility of shell-shock. They now have PTSD counselling for firemen, policemen, ambulance crews etc who have to scrape bits of bodies off of roads etc because, over time, they realised that exposure to these horrific sights causes problems in the long-term.

Anyway, didn’t want to get all gloomy, just wanted to say that sometimes we don’t recognise disorders until it’s too late or some clever shrink gives it a name but it doesn’t mean the individual is not really suffering. Right, back to the funny stuff…..

Oh Happy New Year by the way.

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