J_in_France

Sometimes political correctness is very bizarre. Religious differences often appear to be behind a lot of these problems but if people choose to live in a different country should they not respect the historical views of the country they move to rather than trying to impose the views from where they originated – just a thought

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@duwpin wrote:

@pepsi wrote:

During thinking, we use on about 35% of our brains
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rest assured pepsi
i never think with my brains :P 8)

true – you need to take your shoes and socks off more often and let the air get to them mush

@tinks wrote:

@eve wrote:

Loved it :)

:D
yep me too……………very cleverly written

me too – funny, well thought out, cleverly written and not boring at all

@Gill_Cambs wrote:

J you smart little fundamental orifice :wink: :D

Thank you for wanting to kiss it :wink: :lol:

@sceptical guy wrote:

Windows –
step 1
You phone your server’s helpline and are told to reboot
Did that fix it?
No?
go to step 2
Step 2
format hard drive
reinstall Windows
(lose all your files: quietly weep)

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I re-install windows about every six months – just have to save e-mail, passwords and data to an external hard drive. Restarting with fac…[Read more]

@a certain sadness wrote:

Should women take their husbands surname once married?

Some people use double barrel names whilst others keep their maiden name.

Did you change yours?

There would be an outcry if men had to change, maybe we should.

Personally it does not really make any difference either way as to me the married part is the thing as…[Read more]

Funnily enough Helen, our daughter and I were discussing this just yesterday. I was admitted to hospital with a severe ear infection in January 2001 but before I could be admitted I had to get Helen to buy a pair of PJ’s so I could be admitted safely. Typically she went and bought two pair’s for just one nights admission. So I two pairs of PJ’s…[Read more]

@panda12 wrote:

@coathanger wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@coathanger wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@coathanger wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@coathanger wrote:

Panda wipe your nose, something smelly and brown on it !!

Oops! Seems I’ve trodden on your toes. I forgot you’re obsessed with Jokecliffe. Sorry Coaty, I won’t do it again.

Good Girl, now run along, and don’t do…

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there will never be an answer to too soon that will fit everyone

just a couple of thoughts that may or may not be right

kenty – perhaps your mother realised she could never replace the person she loved and married and never tried to do so but took pleasure from the time and the children they had together

Anc – young love is always much more raw…[Read more]

lol no idea – ours was an English wedding

weg = wicked evil grin

@(f)politics? wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

I prefer songs about whips and handcuffs to hymns…

Venus in Furs is an oldie but goodie…

I’d sing it but would sound like a perve *takes unmelted butter out of me mouth

If you like that sort of thing, try the Catherine Deneuve movie – Belle de Jour…very naughty. I’ve seen it, but purely because I…

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for some ’till death us do part’ & ‘I do’

google has a lot to answer for

really poli?

funnily enough it seems a lot of ladies like blindfolds – could be something to do with not seeing and they can fantasise about someone else :wink:

@jen_jen wrote:

Kinky…she like whips and handcuffs too :wink: :lol:

so I hear as well as flip flops!!

@(f)politics? wrote:

uh oh *covers eyes *

hands poli a blindfold

@coathanger wrote:

sorry sweetheart, yes, exactly my point …. the emails received ‘ allegedly’ from Joke had different titles. Ask the ladies involved xx

Quite often the malicious e-mails are sent from a hacked account where the address list is used in BCC – next the title will be something like pics or hey so you think it is a genuine e-mail.…[Read more]

there used to be a dental practise near where I grew up in Oxfordshire called Knock and Naylor