ItsAndy

tail

redditch

evenin m8 :D

newcastle

well i hope ur careful not to spill it all over ur sheets :shock: ur water i mean :lol:

darlington

hehe…..i bet it makes u shudder m8 :shock: the cold water i mean :lol:

@sunny wrote:

And it does sound lound when ya fart in shower :oops: :oops:

thought i heard sommat rumbling in brum last week…….thought it was thunder

must have been sunny in the shower :lol:

enfield

i guess a short screw will get the job done :shock: fixin ur plug i mean :lol:

yes m8, me fingers are all over it :shock: me remote that is :lol:

so will you be holding a nice cold glass one against ur lips before u go to bed? :shock: drinkin a cold glass of water i mean :lol:

warwick

well am sure if ya stay on all fours with ur botty in the air u’ll get a screw eventually :shock: for ur plug i mean

yes m8, am gettin great pleasure from me 32 inches :shock: tele that is

doncaster

are u desperate for a long screw m8 :shock: for ur plug i mean :lol:

yep, am holdin it right now gettin it all turned on :shock: me tele i mean

norwich

yes m8……..bin really hard today :shock: work that is

have u had ur legs apart lately m8 :shock: for ur cello lessons i mean :lol:

newquay

evenin m8 :D

am ok……..how’s u?

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

what worries me is i shower like a man, except i shake me f annyaboot lol

:shock: :lol:

hornchurch

:(

new south wales

hehe…will defo have a play with it beore i go to sleep :shock: me tele i mean :lol:

nite m8 …. catch ya soon xxx

evesham

*takes deep breath*

yayyyyyyyyy :D :D :D it’s finally cum m8 :D ……after weeks of build up :shock: me 2000 post that is :lol:

now i need a lie down :lol:

redditch

am ready for it m8….it’s bin a long time cumming :shock: me 2000 post i mean :lol:

u mean it sent a shiver deep inside u :lol:

harlow

well be careful u don’t spill liquid everywhere :shock: ur orange juice i mean :lol:

northampton

i can feel sommat cumming m8 :shock: me 2000th post i mean :lol:

winchester

yes m8….don’t rush it……enjoy the moment :shock: me gettin 2000 i mean :lol:

haversham

evenin m8 :D

well i’m very nearly there .. so it won’t take long to peak :shock: reach 2000 i mean