Ironduke

@Ironduke wrote:

Ive no idea who coathanger is but i love his/her posts. they are enjoyable and bring a smile to my face. i dont frequent chat anymore but i like catching up via theses threads, nothing changes i suppose, all i wish to say is keep it going coathanger . i would however ask just one request, use your superb repoitoire on the whole of…

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@Ironduke wrote:

So thieves have stolen millions in opening over 70 boxes in a raid, they would have got a lot more but after every third box, Noel Edmonds rang them with an offer from the Banker

:lol:

@Ironduke wrote:

Look a bit deeper people, Mandela was a murderer and a terrorist, thousands died at his command before he became a political leader. Do you think he was imprisoned for no reason at all? Good riddance to bad blood, Martin Luther king and Malcolm X were similar, one did it legitamately and one didnt, learn your history

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@Ironduke wrote:

Look a bit deeper people, Mandela was a murderer and a terrorist, thousands died at his command before he became a political leader. Do you think he was imprisoned for no reason at all? Good riddance to bad blood, Martin Luther king and Malcolm X were similar, one did it legitamately and one didnt, learn your history

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@Ironduke wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Well, the ex ex has now finally left after 9.5 years.

The ex – it was easy to get rid of him as he didn’t live here.

So, finally, I’m youngish, free and single.

And I fully intend to stay that way for a long, long time.

The ex ex was bad but not as bad as the ex who was a nasty control freak. I’m well shot of…

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@sceptical guy wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Ironduke wrote:

pands, can i eat you before you die? :wink: :shock: lol

Lol. Sorry but I’m off the menu for any form of human consumption.

panda, I’m so pleased that you have a clean and decent, Christian mind…

as otherwise the implications are quite disturbing :shock:

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@Ironduke wrote:

pands, can i eat you before you die? :wink: :shock: lol

Lol. Sorry but I’m off the menu for any form of human consumption.

@Ironduke wrote:

@eve wrote:

My knickers have never been chucked up a tree!

They did end up on the top of a lamp post once 8)

did you climb up to get them back lol :D

I had to climb up to put them there lol

( and i was , apparantly , wearing jeans that night )

@Ironduke wrote:

come on change the killing fields and chip in

@Ironduke wrote:

Q name a jc thread hijacker

A they call me kenty, they call me thin ice, thats not my name..so if uv nothing..to contribute..go do urselves..is that ur name

Hoisted by your own petard?

@Ironduke wrote:

I have a new chat up line that works every time! It doesn’t matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner and I always end up in bed with them. Here’s how it goes ‘Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?’

:D shouldn’t laugh… but I did :D

Teapot

@Ironduke wrote:

somethings touch everybodys hearts at times rose, the thing is you dont forget and you think of the good times. Plant another tree for generations ahead…give the future memories like you have now x

I wish we could plant another but I fear the ground is going to be made into a car park :(

@Ironduke wrote:

strand of hair :roll:

well done iron

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