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if wit was shìt you’d be constipated for life

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Waiting on a phone call

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Cluade and Maude, both in their 80’s decide to have some fun and start kissing, one thing leads to another and they end up having sex.

Afterwards Cluade is lying there thinking to himself – if i had of know she was that tight i would have been gentle.

Maude lying there thinking to herself – if i had of know he could still get it up, i would have taken my tights off!!!!

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Will i go to work or ring in sick again

(rang in sick)

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@thin ice wrote:

are the days of traditional relationships over
more and more people seem to be opting for a friends with benifits type relationship rather than commitment
no regrets
no one to answer too
no chance of getting hurt or involved
do what you want when you want with who you want
suits both men and women
no ironing shirts for the ladies
no mowing the lawn so you can get the ride for the men
you can just turn up fck then leave
are people really choosing this shallow and meaningless way of living your life
or am i a cynical bstard

Oh its a discussion, thought it might have been an offer

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ALF

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after helping out family i’d emigrate (maybe Canada) but leave this god forsaken broke island once and for all – return for the so called revolution :lol:

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Its number 23 on mine but fecking brilliant Jen :D

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A few dodgy ones but love that last one :lol:

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Serj Tankian

Gary Oldman

yep spitroast with them — yes please

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