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@bullshiddy shidkins wrote:
And here’s Blah
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@aussie_sassy wrote:
Oh Blah you breaking hearts again! It’s nice to see you on the boards xX
I don’t break hearts. :( And naturally, I had to sign up as people were questioning me and I had no idea what they were on about… but now… I get the entire story. ;)
@jen_jen wrote:
Can’t think why this came to mind…
Love the cheesey video :lol:
;) Can’t think of a reason why either… Clearly Billy Joel’s character had more class than Babykins will ever have. He at least has a job, Babykins … well… *whispers* Sells drugs to school kids! :-O You did not hear this from me.
@bullshiddy shidkins wrote:
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TWIST THIS ALL AROUND SO THAT I’M THE BAD GUY!. HOW BLOODY DARE YOU!. TYPICAL BLOODY WOMAN!!!
Now you have really done it Blah, you can forget about the holiday to Butlins and the uber expensive jewellry i was going to buy you from Argos. And next time you are sat on your lonesome in the room. just craving some erotic literature to get you off. i shan’t be the bugger to give you it. And anyway. i wasn’t trying to get sympathy from these lovely chatters, i was simply trying to get some advice. I was scared of my emotions for you. too shy to tell you directly. I really don’t know why you are bringing my missus into this (the one you were told about), imagine if she found out. she would undoubtedly finish with me and then i’d only have 4 girlfriends left. After reading your post i am only really interested in the…”imagine my shock and horror that the one person i had come to worship and almost lurv” line, as this still fills me with hope for our future. and also makes me feel pretty damn good about myself that i could have that sort of power. Anyway i was going to buy a box of milk tray as jen jen suggested. but have you seen the price of those things these days???. No bloody way….. anyway tc peeps xxx
Dear Babykins,
For your information, I am not bloody, not this week. I’ve got a little over a week before I get bloody (then you can say bloody woman)!
Anyhow, I digress. I would like it be known to all that the only person who has made himself look like the bad guy is Babykins himself. I was quite content to let this all go and not even bring it up again, but look at the damage he’s causing? He’s ripping apart my friendships with some chatters and making them choose sides. I just want to chat in peace and continue to ask for very good looking, intelligent, well-educated, well-endowed, and rich men between the ages of 29-36! (By the way, if anyone reading this fits this description, please do not hesitate to send me a private message.)
I don’t understand Butlins or Argos as you know full well I’m American. However, I’m guessing these are places or things that people (chavs) go purchase things for cheap to make them feel like they belong in society with their “bling.” You know I’m too posh for such knock offs. Alas, another reason our love affair was doomed from the beginning… you’re too chav for this posh woman. I thought that maybe I may be able to get over my shallowness, but who was I kidding… no way! This is me we’re talking about. I’m the queen of shallowness.
Babykins, if you promise to never utter another word of this heart-wrenching failed love affair, I promise to never bring up your missus or four other girlfriends (all imaginary). This I solemnly swear.
By the way, I’ve cancelled my ticket to come see you. Instead, I have decided to take a holiday to somewhere exotic and far, far away from you.
Oh, one more thing. Please, please, pleeeeeeease don’t phone me ever again. Thank you!
Sincerely,
Shallow Girly (aka Blah)
P.S. I’ve blocked and deleted you off Skype.
Dear Babykins:
I like how you try to make it seem like it’s unrequited love (it is). I also love how you make it seem like you were the only one who ever tried to make us work, but was slapped in the face. How do you think I felt when I found out that you had a missus? The entire time I was flirting with you and getting to know you during our late night escapades… I thought what we had was special. Then one day, someone (I can’t remember who) blurts out something about you having a missus. You were in the room at the time and confirmed it; acting innocent, as if you had told me and I had known all along. (I didn’t.) I was completely flabbergasted. Imagine my shock and horror that the one person I had come to worship and almost lurv had a missus the entire time? :( You played me. :(
You failed to mention this part after spilling your undying love for me. Don’t try to make me the evil person and you the innocent. I don’t appreciate you trying to get the sympathy of all these lovely chat people; when the truth is, you’re a downright liar (and a cheater). Not only have you betrayed me, but you are betraying these people by telling tall tales and making it seem like this whole love affair was all my doing. I hope people realize the stuff you have put me through (emotionally and psychologically) and stay clear of you. There is more I want to express, but I’m going to be the better person and keep this civil. I wish you and your missus best of luck and happiness, as I think she deserves better than what you’ve given her. I hope she never finds out about what we had… or at least the illusion of what I thought we had.
Cordially,
Shallow Girly (aka Blah)
P.S. I hope the ring is refundable, as an elephant has more chances of learning how to fly, than me saying yes to you.
P.S.S. I’ve deleted all your sexy/nude photos, so you don’t have to worry about me ever posting them on the boards or sending them out to everyone possible.
