hugh mungus

lol, the very thought of pikey “smoking stuff”, i think u must b getting him muddled up with erm, 99% of the other posters on JC :)

as for CATZ, well lets look at the evidence;-

1) wee scots numpty ho bag

2) perpetually stoned/laid or both

3) wee scots numpty ho bag…

i rest my case :P

(hiya by the way!)

huge xx

well id hate to be critical of the people who helped us defeat the nazis during WW2… BUT having had 37 of the working for me in carlisle who were supposedly “builders” id say its little wonder theyre a 3rd world country, and for that matter it surprises me they ever got further than mud huts!

the speed at which they work can only be measured…[Read more]

lol sure u dont becky, just reading ur *spank me* cartoon says it all :D

thats just minging, keep up the good work *mucky* :D

xx

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

im feeling gutted.

my daughter has just found out that her ex fella is going to ask out her best mate on valentines day, they only broke up 2 days ago.

god, dont you just wish you could protect them from pain

meh, weve all had loads of pain, it makes u a better person (ask freedie kruger)

anyway, shes probably better off…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

Ranked in ascending order of severity in accordance with Dante’s Divine Comedy:

One, Two, Four and Seven. Especially, and still in order; strumpets, pies, idling and pride in fine strumpets, a well made corned beef pie and idling of an excessively accomplished and cultured level.

lmao pikey, get a death dude, let me know where……[Read more]

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Sian is declarying undying love for me in msn and its freakin me out. Any advice? :lol: :lol: :lol:

ps. blocking & deleting aint option, she has my mobile and house number

YES! go sit on her face (u know u want to) lol

xx

heya dawdy! im ok thx hun, ive recovered from 7 months in CUMbria (wot a shit -hole) the floods actually improved most of the hovells there… lol

hope ur ok :))

i’m feeling tipsy, but with a bit of luck i’ll be feeling pissed and stoned soon :P

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

lol shouldnt tell me your secrets hun lmfao :wink:

lol lucky, did u screw that guy in the end???

no hes gay

@stevenage_f wrote:

@hugh mungus wrote:

id invite stevenage f coz i wanna see her glasses steam up when i come out with my usual rude sh*t :P

:shock: :?

heh :P

yea more sex needed, have it where sian lands on a palm tree and takes the lot!

lol

id invite stevenage f coz i wanna see her glasses steam up when i come out with my usual rude sh*t :P

@*Dawny* wrote:

@hugh mungus wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

sox if i pit tha im ne mouf now id bb sik

lol, hiyas dawdy, been out for a beer hunni? lol
xxx

hughyyy ts me mams falt she got me mishhed

lmao, hiyas dawdy xxx

lmao, sorry i want being mean, just thought it was funny, ill try to be good now :P

@Jooly wrote:

@Dirty.Davros wrote:

Aye you could go there after a rough shag :D

I know a few that could live there :wink: :D

not as many as me jooles :P

@*Dawny* wrote:

sox if i pit tha im ne mouf now id bb sik

lol, hiyas dawdy, been out for a beer hunni? lol
xxx

lol!

lmao