[HermanGRRRman]

Dear Bat,
My PC is always in trouble,
I want you to tickle my chubble,
Its taking the pi ss,
So give us a kiss
And I want to burst your bubble!

Satisfied DOA? lol

[HermanGRRRman]

Ya dozy nugget! It is a Dell PC less than 9 months old ya narnapants! All I need is to solve my issue, then it will be all happy days! If ya don’t shaddup gabbin on, I’ll stick a banana up that feckin exhaust of yours (and that Volvo) and watch you and your car pop along into the feckin rainy sunset :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink:

[HermanGRRRman]

So then Doa has deleted his posts! Obviously he doesnt want a hermy huggle! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

[HermanGRRRman]

Thanks GM, I’ll try my best this time chuckles!!!
So I can trust DOA’s links then eh??? lol

[HermanGRRRman]

Nooo you got it all wrong!!!! It was fine until the other night when my mate stayed at me gaff and downloaded loads of smutty stuff, the dirty swine! Wasn’t me honest! Dirty beggar he is lol. Its been sat at my brothers house for a couple of months, he hasnt bothered with it cos he just uses his lappy!
OI Battyflaps!!!! Its all good this time! My bro shared this PC with his wife so it cant have any dodgy shit on until my mate stayed over GRRRR sweaty mucky pup! :lol:

[HermanGRRRman]

LOL@ Twassack!!! How ive missed that banter!
Bat, my PC is posher than your poxy Volvo anyday, so if your not gonna help me u can tickle me chubble! :lol:

[HermanGRRRman]

ffs forgot i cant say nawty words here lol :lol:

[HermanGRRRman]

LOL shazza u aint poked me in a while tartypants! me arse is gettin dry! lol oooeer ;) good to see you n all chicken

[HermanGRRRman]

Oh shaddup u tart!!! Its a brand new second hand one from my brother lmao! Has a brand new wide screen effort though! Oooh its lovely. God to speak to you hunipottyploppypoos! :D

[HermanGRRRman]

Rubbin me loins none stop, all this time!!!! I couldn’t stop!!!!! I was trying to reach for the mouse and keyboard, but I found it impossible! My loins were too gooey!!!! lol

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