HermanGRRRman

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

You’ll never win tinks! And bless ya Rose, ya dead cute, if only ;) x

:-k

we’ll see mr GRRRman………..we’ ll see
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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Hmmmmmmm not really but hey ho! Plod on, ya gotta aintcha? So what is it now, it cant be still Cath 55 lol, must be Cath 65 by now heheheee x

ya cheeky sod lol actually its 61 so up ya chuff !!! lol xxx

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

100% yes so far! Keep it up ladies! hehehe!

You bloody attention seeker :lol: fgs was only thinking about what had happened to you yesterday! It’s ok I’m on holiday and was bored its the only time I CAN think :lol:

See you in Forum 3 tomorrow 8) If only! :wink:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Should HermanGRRRman! return to the chat rooms?

hello you, how you doing stranger? hope life is treating you well xxx

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

LOL shazza u aint poked me in a while tartypants! me fundamental orifice is gettin dry! lol oooeer ;) good to see you n all chicken

Hello,Good Evening n Welcome to you and your fundamental orifice :D

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

LOL@ Twassack!!! How ive missed that banter!
Bat, my PC is posher than your poxy Volvo anyday, so if your not gonna help me u can tickle me chubble! :lol:

No I aint gonna help you, you great twassack. It,s your own fault for buying shyte pc,s from “mates”. The stupid pile of junk has probably got a virus and feck knows what…[Read more]

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Had a good un tho, made a change, got a blow job too!

Do you always get the vaccum out on special occasions? :roll: :D

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

New year is for gay gays! Its full of part timers in the pubs, so the bas tard pubs close early, then open up with a charge on the door, or a “gay advanced ticket” ffs then proper pub goers like me, are forced to pay 10, 15 or 20 quid to get in the places i want. Its gay gay gay! Bast ards the lot of em, i wish Bat would…

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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Christmas is for real gays! Christmas day is so boring, its all fake. Seeing family you aint seen in ages, making small talk, buying prezzies, pubs are shut. Its gay gay gay! :evil:

Must be your favourite day of the year considering you seemingly have an obsession with all things gay :lol:

Going through the list – I won’t…[Read more]

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Maybe he is expecting a Christmas tip, wearing shorts for easy access! :lol:

Hey Hermmy , A Blonde woman stands at her door when the dustmen arrive , so one by one she leads them up the stairs & shags em but when it comes to the Drivers turn she just gives him £20-00 , he asks why , why do i not get a shag ? she replies my…[Read more]

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Ive decorated my tree with empty beer cans, empty fag packets, and the angel on top is an empty bottle of vodka. Oh, and I’ve put my used jonnies on it so it glows in the dark! :lol:

used jonnies lol who are you trying to kid :lol:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Ive decorated my tree with empty beer cans, empty fag packets, and the angel on top is an empty bottle of vodka. Oh, and I’ve put my used jonnies on it so it glows in the dark! :lol:

The scary thing is you aint lying are you!!! :lol:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Maybe he is expecting a Christmas tip, wearing shorts for easy access! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I’ll tell you something though he’s got sexy legs :wink:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

I feel lostypoos! :lol:

you do make me laugh :lol:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Why can’t people donate to the Hermy Charity? I’m in desperate need to have a penis size reduction, and I’m spending too much money on plasters for the grazes on me bellend, cos it drags along the feckin pavement! :evil:

Also translated as you have a bad back and keep bashing your forehead on the floor, DlCKKKKKK…[Read more]

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Anyone who believes in any religion ia as gullable as a 4yr old! :evil:

yes yes yes yes yes right on the button.
religion is fear
fear is religion
designed by the rich to keep the poor in their place afraid and blinded by bull tosh.
ive never met a poor vicar or priest have you ?
the vatican is second only to bill gates in…[Read more]

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

She should train to become a sprinter or a high jumper! All world records would be smashed, but on second thoughts, shes asian, they’re useless at athletics! :lol:

Oh trust you, ffs. Where the hell have you been anyway? Nice to have ya back anyway, twassack. :lol: :lol:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

I also forgot…….. there was CCTV footage of the unprovoked attack in the pizza takeaway place. When the police demanded it, those feckin foreigners got rid of it, cos they didn’t want anything to do with it. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
And they think they have a right to be here………………

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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

No, DOA, once a c00nt, always a c00nt. You’re just a saddo with that gets kicks out of annoying people on this site and you can’t even spell your occupation you feckin pummer! :twisted:

Aint that spelt B ummer in Brighten Hermy lmao

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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Here ya go shazza! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Soz about the unsteady hand, I just got up!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pXhjyaUjJow

How many seconds after did yer head hit the table lol!!!!! ya nutter! :lol: