HermanGRRRman

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

There have been times when I have watch them all pick on the same person for no reason, other than there bored, while a chatguide sits and watches.

That person wouldn’t have been you would it DOA? :lol:

And also, thicko McClown Baboonybol locks has now recalled Heskey! Thats really gonna be a positive move innit? :roll:

There is no end to this joke :evil:

@ubermik wrote:

Infamy infamy they’ve all got a milk bottle up their fundamental orifice (or turds to that effect) :lol:

I do however totally agree, I rarely if ever read his/her/its posts as theyre usually so full of typos I can never understand them anyway

Its far more fun to watch morons drooling and gibbering senselessly at each other with…

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@sharongooner wrote:

Blimey Uber is that all you can say???

You disapoint me!!!!! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

Read the beginning and read the end. Dont worry bout the middle bit.Thats what I do :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I tend to read the first line, then get extreme thoughts in my head sayin, “why am I readin this codswalloping waffle bol locks” then i just leave, if his end is so interesting sharon, then pls dont tell me all about…[Read more]

Thats why i come to JC, for a laugh! :lol: Great fun here.

Then ya get c00nts like Ubermik that drive ya to sleep :roll: i think he’s on the wrong site, he should be on, I;m a boring mofo dottycommypoos!

@sharongooner wrote:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@emmalush wrote:

The Queen is on, started 6 minutes late :evil:

I hope she has a tampon in her purse……… :lol:

That was funny!!!!

I watched the other program on BBC1 with that actor in from About a Boy. It was a nice little Sunday evening feature length drama 8)

Sharon, im gigglin her, but what…[Read more]

PMSL PB! You understand my thoughts obviously :lol:

Thanks for editing the name of the thread……..

Watch this space for ubermik’s comeback………….

P.S. please leave 900,000,000,000,000,000 kb free :lol:

@emmalush wrote:

The Queen is on, started 6 minutes late :evil:

I hope she has a tampon in her purse……… :lol:

Ubermik, after ur first (wafflegraph) paragraph i reached this point before i nodded off to cuckoo land

But the thing there is that were it actually so uninteresting any sane balanced person would just skip niftly past it without comment

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I ATTEMPT TO DO YA FICK C00NT

I bet he got an A star in eng lit innit? boring tw@t!

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@tiggy wrote:

Pure class, thanks hermie :D

I just cant stop watchin it tiggy! Its the best thing ive ever seen mate! FFs when we win the league…………. just before the 8th european cup final. imagine that! (utd fans can feckoff, ur dreams are nowhere near ours!)#

Walk on…….. 8)

@ubermik wrote:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@emmalush wrote:

Monday 8pm Channel4

Documentary about the only survivors to walk out of the wreckage of the Twin Towers. 12 fire-fighters, a police officer and an office worker survived inside the North Tower as it collapsed on top of them, then endured burial under half a million tonnes of debris, before…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Its still better than talking to the people in the rooms

So, why are you here? :roll:

Ubermik……….

Blah blah blah! :twisted:

Wow this looks sooo good!

1 Liverpool
2 Everton
3 Chelsea
4 Man City
5 Newcastle
6 Man Utd
7 Wigan
8 West Ham
9 Arsenal
10 Middlesbrough
11 Portsmouth
12 Blackburn
13 Tottenham
14 Aston Villa
15 Fulham
16 Birmingham
17 Sunderland
18 Reading
19 Bolton
20 Derby

We are top of the league! C’mon!

When you walk through the storm
Hold your head up high
And don’t be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm
There’s a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of the lark

Walk on, through the wind
Walk on, through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart
And you’ll…[Read more]

Aaawwwwwwww cmon sweetass! They are yellow coloured with a brown rim! Soooooo attractive and they are that addictive ud want me to wear them everyday! :lol:

Anita Gofradump, funny as feck name, very class! And what a class thread! League title number NINETEEN on the way finally! 8)

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@sweetass wrote:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

1. A voddy is always wet.
2. A voddy doesn’t bleed on a monthly basis.
3. A voddy never complains.
4. A voddy always makes a man smile.
5. A man can swallow it.

FFS i could go on and on…….. :lol:

A voddie still goes down well even after you’ve had a few …

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

1. A voddy is always wet.
2. A voddy doesn’t bleed on a monthly basis.
3. A voddy never complains.
4. A voddy always makes a man smile.
5. A man can swallow it.

FFS i could go on and on…….. :lol: