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No…….
Did u get piss ed this week….
yes…..
Ever spewed round a m8s and denied it….
I will just heating up some stale spag boll 1st….[/b]
Guilty……
You ever stole from work….
Im deff on the edge i need sleep…….
I dont realy look up to no 1 realy……..
No cause i can phone who i like from work….
Ever get caught scivin off….
@dee wrote:
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line…
Sainsbury condoms – Making life taste better.
Tesco condoms – Every little helps.
Nike condoms – Just do it.
Peugeot condoms – The ride of your life.
Galaxy condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC condoms – Finger licking good.
Minstrels condoms – Melt in your mouth, not your hands.
Safeway condoms – Lightening the load.
Abby national condoms – Because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.
Ever ready condoms – Keeps going and going.
Pringles condoms – Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Burger king condoms – Home of the whopper.
Goodyear condoms – For a longer ride go wide.
French Connection UK condoms – No comment required.
Muller light condoms – So much pleasure, but where’s the pain.
Halfords condoms – We go the extra mile.
Royal mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms – Size really does matter.
Ronseal condoms – Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal quick-drying condoms – Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.
Domestos condoms – Gets right under the rim (please).
Heineken condoms – reaches parts that other condoms just cannot
reach.Carlsberg condoms – Probably the best condoms in the world.
You seem to know alot about condoms….. :-k :-k :-k :-kKick her to the kirb ……….
Jerry Jerry………. :twisted:
Il prob hav enuff for every1……..
Go to bed then start all over again…… 8)
Wb….
