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Cat in a hat 8)

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I have a life threatening strain of manflu :(

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Sian,

Great Christmas decorations this year :wink:

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Sunny,

Perfect woman….Loves her footy :D

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A good woman dishes out on the first date :wink:

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Nice siggy pic i’d say :wink:

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My fingerprits on my wife wouldn’t be a crime :wink:

Plus they would blow it up just to be safe……..i’d stick some sausages in her hand….the dogs would go nuts :D

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Well………..if I’ve ever had enough of the Mrs…I have a fool proof plan :D

Im gonna strangle her and then stick her in a big suitcase and leave her body in the case right in the middle of an airport.
The police will blow her up with a controlled explosion blowing her into little bits so they wouldn’t know I strangled her.
Then i’d tell the police she was fine when I put her in there and sue the ar$e out of them aswell as get all her life insurance :wink:

Although I think I may have just blown my cover :twisted:

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But I love you x :D

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@Captain Charisma wrote:

i wud need several bottles of jack daniels in me but everyone 2 there own :-… :D

You’d $hag me after several Bottles :shock:

I had no idea you were…..well you know :wink:

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