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king_strongbow started the topic I'm pregnant! in the forum Jokes and humourous links 6 years, 11 months ago
Only joking, I am a guy
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king_strongbow started the topic I got scared earlier this morning… in the forum Jokes and humourous links 6 years, 11 months ago
I was walking to the shops and this Asian girl started screaming at me 629 629, she had a friend with her, I said what is she on about, is that her mobile phone number or something, she said no, she wants sex tonight.
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king_strongbow replied to the topic RIP Daniel – Why Bullying Sucks in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 11 months ago
Words are the most powerful weapon we possess, use them carefully:
“In the same way, the tongue is a small part of the body, but it boasts of great things. Consider how small a spark sets a great forest on fire. The tongue is also a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole body, sets the whole course of one’s lif…[Read more]
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king_strongbow replied to the topic A Motherly Love in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 11 months ago
I love my mum, I mean misterq :)
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king_strongbow replied to the topic Deepfakes – The good and the bad in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 11 months ago
It’s new in the sense that Joe Bloggs can now put Emma Watson’s face in a video if they wish to do so, that’s never been possible before.
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king_strongbow replied to the topic Deepfakes – The good and the bad in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 11 months ago
LOL, that was funny :)
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king_strongbow replied to the topic Deepfakes – The good and the bad in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 11 months ago
As per predicted, the sub-reddit has been taken down. Reason: Involuntary Pornography.
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king_strongbow replied to the topic I met Linda at a chess congress, she made the 1st move… in the forum Jokes and humourous links 6 years, 11 months ago
Ok Linda, I am white so I shall move first, my pawn is going to e4, you are black, you have the option of moving 10 pieces at the beginning, any of your 8 pawns, or either of your knights.
Here is our board:
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king_strongbow started the topic I met Linda at a chess congress, she made the 1st move… in the forum Jokes and humourous links 6 years, 11 months ago
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king_strongbow replied to the topic My Sweetheart is a Troll in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 6 years, 11 months ago
Wow, Linda, are you and Q not talking? I hope you are OK.
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king_strongbow replied to the topic If we could turn back the hands of time in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 6 years, 11 months ago
Blessings, in the wink of an eye ;)
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king_strongbow started the topic Nobody said it was easy… in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 11 months ago
Nobody said it would be this hard (that’s what she said)…
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king_strongbow started the topic I don't think i'll see you again… in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 6 years, 11 months ago
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king_strongbow started the topic I don't think i'll see again… in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 6 years, 11 months ago
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king_strongbow replied to the topic My Sweetheart is a Troll in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 6 years, 11 months ago
I’m not very good at poems:
My sweetheart is a troll,
She’s clearly on the dole,
I love her as she has a beautiful hole,
The end…Thanks
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king_strongbow started the topic Why does the penis insert the vagina… in the forum Jokes and humourous links 6 years, 11 months ago
Our daughter was curious one day, the typical stuff, how are babies made! Babies are made when a mans penis (a cock) enters a woman’s vagina (a pussy), but mum last night you had daddy’s cock in your mouth, what is that for? That’s for jewellery darling…
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king_strongbow started the topic The lion, unprotected sex, and a umberella in the forum Jokes and humourous links 6 years, 11 months ago
My wife got pregnant, we have always used protection, so we went to see a doctor:
Me: Doctor my wife is pregnant, I have always used protection.
Doctor: I will tell you a little story. There once was a hunter, he had a rifle, one day he went out with his umbrella by mistake. A lion approached, he raised his umbrella and shot the lion dead.
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king_strongbow started the topic You're 1 in a Million in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 6 years, 11 months ago
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king_strongbow replied to the topic Wow Look At This in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 11 months ago
I believe when I did this joke I was really drawing the line.
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