geordiebird

@geordiebird wrote:

watching my daft cat play with a dead mouse it obviously caught ages ago. ill have to go out soon and put it in the bin but the cat is presently throwing the mouse in the air and catching it then tapping it along the path and jumpin on it :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@angel* wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

we expect photos sian :wink: :lol:

lol angel* dont worry i did but that was last weekend ffs!!!!

Last weekend!! :shock: ffs ur losin ur touch woman :evil:

tell me about it :roll:

@geordiebird wrote:

we expect photos sian :wink: :lol:

lol angel* dont worry i did but that was last weekend ffs!!!!

Last weekend!! :shock: ffs ur losin ur touch woman :evil:

@geordiebird wrote:

ty me dear.
kept it quiet incase i failed :lol:

Wouldn’t have mattered if u did darlin…….I’d still be there to cheer u on the next time round :wink:

How’s me geordie wench today then? xxxx

@geordiebird wrote:

bloody hangover from hell :x
and i still passed my theory test :lol:

You kept that quiet woman!! Well done darlin :wink: =D> :D/

@geordiebird wrote:

bloody hangover from hell :x
and i still passed my theory test :lol:

=D> =D> =D> =D> on passing your theory x

@Volksie wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

@Volksie wrote:

I’d love to be a lightweight 8) It’s so much cheaper :( :lol:

you gotta get the blokes to buy volks

1. Men are tight
2. Men never buy without expecting in return
so 3. I’d rather buy my own instead of having some guy watch me like prey for the rest of the night

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@geordiebird wrote:

@Volksie wrote:

I’d love to be a lightweight 8) It’s so much cheaper :( :lol:

you gotta get the blokes to buy volks

1. Men are tight
2. Men never buy without expecting in return
so 3. I’d rather buy my own instead of having some guy watch me like prey for the rest of the night

:lol: :wink:

@geordiebird wrote:

well i try my best to make him feel wanted and needed :wink:

they love it dont they bless em…..so easily pleased :wink:

@geordiebird wrote:

i said to bf the other day ‘wont it be great when i can drive and you dont need to chauffer me.’ he said ‘yeah right whatever,you’ll want lifts on nights out and itll be but john i hate driving through town’ :lol:
cheeky bugger thinks he knows me so well

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@geordiebird wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: aw bless ya

im getting better, very slowly :lol:

Gud for u hun, I admire anyone that can drive lol…..me…..I just enjoy being chauffered around by me hubby :D

@geordiebird wrote:

what gorgeous angel* :wink:

cheeky looking! :wink: :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

as long as you spend lots of money on me ill be your mistress :wink:

of course mistress gordie we are going to dinner ball this weekend so i want u to wear expensive necklace and classy dress so u look really beutiful and i can be envy of all other men im sure u are much more beutiful than there mistresses

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Ask your GP about it, he’ll know what to do more than a bunch of nutters on the internet :wink:

I know…they are everywhere!! :o *miip*

@geordiebird wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

Yep Rainny – I have been like that…..during and just after pregnancy….. :shock:

It’s deffo caused by homones – or stress

stress
id go with stress…

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@geordiebird wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

He is going to kill me! :lol:

who is

The bastard…nope decorum Rainny ffs!!

The lovely young man who has just left me…. :?

TY GB…its just comforting to know i am normal…(dont listen to Squeezy!)

@Squeezy wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

i got 2 little brats

Aww, I bet they are little darlings really :D :D

no they are truly brats :lol: :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

the one that the guy who won x factor last yr had out
was it ‘against all odds’
he bloody murdered it im afraid :roll:

was’nt that miss fake boobs? i know she has ruined a few

oh god yeah she did that one too and killed it!!!!
the original by phil collins is one of my fav songs as well

@geordiebird wrote:

the one that the guy who won x factor last yr had out
was it ‘against all odds’
he bloody murdered it im afraid :roll:

was’nt that miss fake boobs? i know she has ruined a few

@Soulie wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

myra hindley
fred west
peter sutcliffe
ian huntley

so i could poison them and slowly watch them die whilst analsying them to get a better idea of why they are all sick and twisted

just gonna cook them a sunday roast then :P

ha ha :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

myra hindley
fred west
peter sutcliffe
ian huntley

so i could poison them and slowly watch them die whilst analsying them to get a better idea of why they are all sick and twisted

just gonna cook them a sunday roast then :P