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Sparks

I’m in faversham- really need an excuse to get out sometime this week too.

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static

and Kent, I’m only down the road (sorta) so if you’ve got the oil, I’ve got the time.

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massage
(hmmmmmm, massage- I can really go for that right now)

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you’d have to try it with wodden stairs. :wink:

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@will wrote:

william

sexy handsum, good lookin, a BEAST in the bedroom, cheeky, charmin, wicked sense of humor, FIT AS FCK, easy going, a GOD, irresistbul to WOMEN.. crackin sense of humur, and GOREGUS 8)

You forgot to put “Illiterate” somewhere in there. :D

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metal

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springs

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rockers

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ROFL jen

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Not a story about buying them (I’ve got no problem going to a counter and asking for a packet of 3 of Mr Durex’s famous water ballons) but close enough.

I was seeing this girl for a while (well, about a week- which at that age was long enough) and I went to meet her from her parents place and she asked me to come in as “she had a present” for me :)
I was expecting a shirt or a book or something.

Imagine my surprise when she handed me a small paper bag full of condoms :shock: , I was a virgin at the time and sex wasn’t really a part of the relationship.. until then :lol:

And to keep them hidden from my Mum (I was still living at my parents at the time) I hid them inside a Mr Potato Head.
I think they were more worried about a Potato Head next to my bed and they would have been if it was just a box of condoms. :lol:

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