Freaky Biker

@Pete wrote:

@Pete wrote:

type your text highlight it click on arrow to right of Font size and select a size

easier =; :-

much easier, i didn’t know highlighting would work.
I’m also doing this on my mobile, so by the time i type&post anything- its been solved.

I bow before your wisdom of the JC boards.

@Pete wrote:

“9 millimetre” said in bestest Arnie voice

i’ve got a mental image of arnie, in a straight jacket and gimp mask, looking at a range of sex toy’s in Kent’s dungeon and asking for the smallest toy in the shop.

it’s gonna be a bit bigger than that :twisted:

Metal

The and brackets appear automaticly when you click the size.
You need to put the writing, that you want to be small, between the brackets.

Try it out, you’ll see what i mean

Or, if your felling brave…. click FONT SIZE (just above your text box) and select your required size.
You then type your stuff between the brackets….
it should look like this when your typing it

@kent f OBE wrote:

:lol: (oh let him belive what he wants…we women usually do) and i wonder how you do the small writing,..can feel another instruction booklet being bashed over my head :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Like hell you are… i’ll take this gimp mask off whenever i feel like it

(if thats ok with you)

give over pete, we all know that you wear the mask to hide your blushes.

I’m a bit concerned about that straightjacket though…. Those straps look a little tight.

Shot

@Pete wrote:

I have to do what ? :shock:

you need to take charge and tell her exactly what you want done and how you want her to do it.

I told her to ‘eat me’ once and she tried attackin me with her best silverware and a bottle of chili sauce :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

It was Weetabix that was to blame then?!?! :shock:

Pineapple juice makes the aforementioned substance taste sweet…proven in a taste test :wink:

will stock up on pineapple juice at the next possible opportunity.

@SusieQ wrote:

shy my ar se :shock:

…

Sorry, i blanked out while thinking of your arrse.
:oops:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

:lol: @ pure protein

(sooo wetting my pants here)

stop it!!

Was once told that men that eat a lot of jaffa cakes have orange flavoured sailor stuff too…. or is that just another lie…. pfffftttt I really need to google the lines i’m fed at times :-k

jaffa cakes dont work, but i hear cinnamon bread does.

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I going already, geeez- your so forceful.

I love it! ;)
(another one for the fetish thread i think :wicked: )

@kent f OBE wrote:

fancy a drizzling of garlic butter on somthing :roll:

your only gonna get a dollop of butter instead.

You’ll need to try harder if you want a drizzle

I’m sat at the train station with a quiet smile on my face.
It’s been a blinder of a holiday, caught up with some old friends, made new ones and generaly had a good time.

I’m also close to tears because i’m going back to where i don’t want to be.
Oh well, onwards and upwards- life won’t get the best of me or hold me down!

ok- send them to me in a PM and I’ll still a list on here without any names attached. 8)

try saying it under yourbreath (as in a “i’m not bothered” kinda phrase).

Sarah? meh, she’d do I suppose.

This man…

In an amusing twist of fate, he just turned up- nobody was looking for him

so, effectivly, I have an alcohol fetish?
Yup- sems to fit quite well.