Fran

My daughter in the back, she needs to calm, don’t you think!!

Did you ever have weird experiences as a child that you can now talk about. Obviously if it was serious you should talk to the police,  i.e. having Jimmy fix it for you to milk a cow blindfolded…

I remember once, me and friend, we were about 10, we decided to get a bus to the city to watch Back to the Future, what an adventure. We were sat in…[Read more]

My dog was a little poorly so I took him to the vet to get checked out. Whilst sitting in the waiting room I got talking to another woman, she semmed a little upset. I asked her why she was here, she explained that her dog had become a little horny, every time she was doing the dishes it would try to hump her, in fact, every time she bent over…[Read more]

I guess most people when younger apart from fancying someone at school also had a celebrity crush. Who was yours?

I had a thing for Sandra Bullock… But if I could mix her with Liz Hurley that would have been the ideal combination…

Sandra Bullock

Liz Hurley