Steve…. I think we need to face some facts here don’t you?
I mean, when the good Lord was handing out the looks – you really were right at the back of the queue hun weren’t you?
With that in mind, it really is a tall order to get the rest of the females on this Board to accept that you have a real boyfriend – not an imaginary one. You can understand that now, can’t you dear?
Steve, they won’t think any the worse of you if you simply put your hands up to a bit of cybering and camming now and then. Hey they’re all human hun, they’ll understand.
Go on Steve – give it a go OK?