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Because it’s a 9.00pm watershed.
If it was a 10.00pm watershed then you couldn’t say fuck before 10.00pm.
Simple really !!!
@tommy-toxen wrote:
i’m scared of needles so i can’t give blood.
i’ve been frightened of needles ever since PB unzipped his jeans and got 2 midgets to forcibely hold me down. It wasn’t the tingling pain that did it as such, it was what squirted out of it after that really put me off them.
Look you said that you wanted to feel a little prick – and you do Tommy …you do !!!
@chathostuk wrote:
I was being serious! I mean just the other day a guy came up to me in the street, said if I gave him my Switch card and PIN he would transfer £50,000 into my account. I obviously gave him the card and PIN. Any day now I am gonna be rich.
Sorry about that Martin – but don’t worry as soon as my share of the oil contract overpayment comes through from Adeboje, I will send you your £50,000 as agreed.
PS: You don’t have much cash in your account do you??? I needed a bit more for the advance fee.
They do but only because they are a sort of optical illusion (called Simeon Triangles) and appear to follow Euclidean rules – they don’t actually do so.
The two shapes are not identical since the two triangles do not have the same slope. The picture of the triangle with the space actually has a bulge on the hypotenuse which takes up one additional square.
Put another way (and Pikey was spot on in his reply) the area of the whole shape is 32.5 (5×13 / 2). The areas of each individual triangle are 5 (2×5 / 2) and 12 (8×3 / 2). Together the areas of the two triangles amount to 17 leaving only 15.5 remaining into which to fit the two rectangular shapes. As one of them is 16 (8×2) and the other is 15 (5×3) the drawing in BOTH cases is not technically possible. In fact the drawing takes the average (15.5) of the area and divides it unequally to create the illusion.
May I be judgemental – mayI – may I ???
GB is going to snuff it soon. If you hold shares in breweries sell ’em quick ‘cos they’re about to lose their best (no pun intended) customer.
Aaaaaahh!!! That’s better !!!
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
Im guessing PB :P
Oh dear !!! As soon as I saw the title of this thread my heart sank.
Lobs something !!!
Looks like you’re going to be condemned then Cat.
I never thought I’d say this – but I’m missing young Stephen.
I hope he’s alright after his recent charisma bypass operation.
