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The monkeys probably took exception to her hairstyle.
‘Savaging’ har arm was a small price to pay.
Tom, following your recent gloriously unsuccessful attempt to subvert the democratic process (by standing for the BNP in a Parliamentary election) certain ‘gentlemen’ of my acquaintance have taken a passing interest in your health.
You know the ones – they wear back shirts with white ties, loud pin striped suits and scoff loads of spaghetti & meatballs. It has taken all my powers of persuasion, coupled with pleadings from Mrs PB (who’s cousins they are) to prevent you becoming closely acquainted with the occasionasl horse’s head in your bed.
However, I am to tell you that any more messing around with the descendants of Mussolini may result in your being made an offer you can’t refuse.
PS Don’t go into any Italian restuarants for the time being – you might get more on your plate than you expect.
@toybulldog wrote:
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Wouldn’t “Prime Monster” be more accurate??? :lol:
I just love the way they refer to the act of “conjugal unpleasantness” …. oh the memories!!!
Is is true that females from Newcastle scoff more pies that any other area of the country???
@kent f OBE wrote:
I watch s’tenders if I’m sitting down doing nuffink. The Syeed storyline is very boring now but I can totally relate to it as I know someone in the exact same postion (Gaz…if you need to talk I’m always here for you :lol: )
I’m intrigued by the “exact same position” comment. What position is that then??? Bending over and touching the toes perhaps???
Sorry to be so late on picking up this post.(Busy busy busy etc)
I have always had a problem with Lexmark printers. We used to include them in a “bundle” with a PC monitor etc. We bought them 1,000 at a time for around £4.50 each (special OEM price) and gave them away FOC with each new PC. Lexmark made their profit on the sale of the ink cartridges but the printers were cheap plastic cr*p.
My personal preference has always been for HP (as in Hewlett Packard) printers for several reasons. They use a metal chassis (as opposed to plastic construction) and are pretty robust. The software allows you great controllability of ink usage – printing “Best” quality simply pisses ink onto the paper and burns through cartridges at a rate of knots. Using “Normal” or better still “Draft” quality settings give you a nice balance between acceptable quality and acceptable ink consumption.
The ‘all in one’ printers offer extremely good value for money but I would steer well clear of ‘photo’ printers as these are geared primarily towards printing photograps and are high ink users.
Currently the “Officejet” all-in-one offers scanning, copying, faxing & of course printing with a great software bundle.
If you buy a “photo” printer usually the scanning software tends to allow production of .gif or .jpeg copies (aimed at the digital photographic market). So-called ‘business’ all-in-one printers generally allow you to scan stuff to a .pdf file as well which makes them far more flexible in practical usage.
Finally, it is always a good idea to buy an HP printer model as it reaches the end of its producion cycle and just before HP launches the successor model. They often sell off end of range models (brand new and ex-factory) for around £75 – £90 as opposed to £250 – £400. Don’t worry about the availability of cartridges as they are always available for several years after a particular model becomes ‘obsolete’.
So do I ….. especially big bouncy ones !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
This is a part of an EU conspiracy where a random number of BT subscribers are charged for non existent calls to Greece.
The proceeds of this EU inspired rip off are sent to Greece to aid the ailing economy.
Alternatively, and if you have a teenage girl in the household, she has recently fallen in love with a Greek waiter, who then fled to Greece to avoid her advances. She is calling him to invite him back to the UK and her embrace.
You can look forward to a grandson called Stavros who will develop a taste for feta cheese.
You may have a point there toy. However, that said, we do get a number of complaints / queries from members who have ‘innocently’ (= stupidly) clicked a linky and ended up being ripped off.
Think of this stuff as a sort of pubic service !!!
