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OK so here’s the plan to defeat the Government’s ‘hidden’ purpose.
From now on, make sure that your speed on a motorway stays at or just below 70 mph – that way the bastards can’t catch you and fine you with their dreadful average speed cameras.
We all know that it’s really a ploy to raise money from the poor old motorist – and nothing at all to do with global warming.
So we’ll show ’em they can’t get away with it. By having a national ‘keep to the speed limit ‘ campaign, we CAN defeat the money grubbing swines.
Er….. well I did get a bit out of breath once when watching Julie Christie in Dr Zhivago, way back in the mid 1960’s.
Oh and my heart pounded quite heavily once when a sniper missed me by a couple of inches……
…. and when England beat the Aussies in the World Cup in the last few seconds of the game……….
….. and my knees went all trembly after one of the kitchen maids at school satisfied my more basic instincts in a broom cupboard …..
…….. but apart from that – no.
Sorry about that.
He sounds like a damned fine chap to me. Certainly has the right approach to love & life.
“Romance” is all about ‘process’. Men don’t do process. We just get on with the job in hand and then get back to doing more interesting or important things.
@Velvet 1 wrote:
Mr Velvet is of the opinion that it is all a commercial ripoff so lucky old me gets sweet nothing every year… this goes for easter anniversarys and xmas too… he’s such a giving soul and im lucky if i get a birthday card
…..and he’s 100% absolutely right!!! Valentine’s Day is a total commercial ripoff solely designed to make women feel good about themselves and feel wanted.
Men are in essence blackmailed into splurging out on stupid gifts at inflated prices with the threat of “You don’t really love me any more” if they choose to be frugal. This is of course before the ‘refusal to copulate’ card is played.
So, in their untiring search for ever more fornication, men are ripped off vast amounts of hard-earned cash and all in the name of St Valentine.
@florrie wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
That diagram says it all Pete.
Basically females get too involved in the fine details, whilst totally forgetting what the end object is. Males on the other hand are far more goal oriented and less process oriented.
Oh, and all this stuff about what turns you on etc .. is far too reminiscent of gossip in a women’s lavatory.
Would appear that PB is wam bam thankyou mam :wink:
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Just hopeless at it :)I think I’ll settle for “hopeless at it”. I’ve figured out the ‘stick it in and wiggle it about’ part – but all this foreplay stuff is such a waste of time. It’s a bit like ‘Jewish foreplay’ (2 hours of begging), you spend ages looking for the correct erotic bit when all you really want to do is whip it in; whip it out; wipe it; and get back to reading the papers etc.
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
Backs away slowly from this thread……. seems that JC men need educating and Poli and Jen can be todays teachers :wink:
Chicken :wink: :lol:
flaps and makes clucking noises
The difference between erotic sex and peverted sex is that with erotic sex – you use a feather………
…….. with peverted sex you use the whole chicken.
Silence ………. is golden.
That diagram says it all Pete.
Basically females get too involved in the fine details, whilst totally forgetting what the end object is. Males on the other hand are far more goal oriented and less process oriented.
Oh, and all this stuff about what turns you on etc .. is far too reminiscent of gossip in a women’s lavatory.
You could of course argue that all heroin addicts are candidates for the Darwin Awards.
I know that Anthrax is a disease that afflicts cattle & (I think) sheep and that when used as a bio-weapon it comes in powder form – maybe like the heroin/cocaine that it was mixed with.
I read today that there are several forms with varying degrees of toxicity. apparently the form or strain used in Jockland & Germany was relatively mild – but certainly strong enough to kill when injected into the bloodstream.
I wonder how many addicts will go ‘cold turkey’ rather than risk getting a ‘hot shot’???
