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The Welsh National Anthem …..”Ewe are the only one for me”
(WooHoo is quite right. It is far nicer to kiss them afterwards – it seems somehow so churlish to leave the barn afterwards without a kiss & a cuddle).
I don’t know about all this healthy eating stuff – seems like a load of navel gazing nonsense to me, guaranteed to give you ulcers just worrying about your diet.
There’s not a lot wrong with most people that a jolly good old-fashioned steak & kidney pudding can’t fix … washed down with a couple of pints of beer of course!
On a point of accuracy – I think you’ll find that it is the sheep in Wales that go bare footed !!!
Traditional Welsh farmers all wear kilts …. because the sheep have learned to run at the sound of a zip being undone !!!
Women are especially gifted in foretelling the future – they have an uncanny ability to “know” what someone is going to say next.
For example, Mrs PB always knows what I am going to say next. When I am (unjustly) accused of dropping my clothes on the floor instead of folding them neatly or putting them in the washing basket – she always prefixes it with “…and don’t bother to deny it…..”
How could she possibly know what I was going to say ???
Damned clever these women.
I only buy meat from the butcher – his ability to drink cough mixture from the bottle isn’t a professional requirement.
@Rosepetal wrote:
Did I just yawn then, I do beg your pardon it just slipped out!
Better than it just slipping in I suppose ???
If he bought a joke book …. he’d be feathering his own nest
@ncb wrote:
……….. And no hun I don’t pay any male for anything.
This will come as something of a surprise (if not a disappointment) to most of the males on here. :lol:
I may well be “elderly & confused” but i STILL dress to go shopping. Why only the other day I put on my Dinner jacket to buy supper at Sainsbury’s.
@bat wrote:
It’s just nothing short of laziness not to mention slovenly and unhygenic. I wouldn’t dream of going shopping in my pyjamas. How long does it take to put on a pair of jeans, a clean top and brush your teeth and hair in the morning? 10 minutes?Good job you don’t wash as well then as that would take much longer!!!
