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I noticed that the hysterical female hamburger moaner was American!!!
Is this simply a coincidence???
Now come on you lot …. don’t be so quick to condemn!!! Ashley is living 24/7 in the media spotlight and anything and everything he does is the source of yet ANOTHER gutter press expose. Look … he’s only a footballer for Christ’s sake. He gets paid for kicking a ball around at weekends, that’s all.
It’s not as if he is a ‘world leader’ or something – and as for Cheryl. Can you REALLY blame him for indulging in the odd bit of rumpy-pumpy here and there? After all she’s not exactly the sort of female you’d settle down for a quiet evening in with, is she?
In between enhancing her career and prancing around TV studios & clubs etc, I’ll bet she spends her time in front of a mirror admiring her latest Gucci or Prada accessory – oh and bursting into tears at the drop of a hat.
Ashley is better off without all of them and he should raise two fingers and piss off to Spain or Italy where the females are much more ‘accomodating’.
“Tenga is coming ……” – Yes it probably is!!!
Oh yes they are !!!
(LOOK !!! ….. will you both stop talking to yourselves !!! …….. Ed)
Oh no they’re not !!!
Your suspicions are my certainties – oh yes they are.
Why??? We’re having a whale of a time here!!!
Look you old trout, I wish you’d get down off your perch and stop floundering about with the puns….. you’ll pull a mussel or something.
I just wish that you’d all stop carping on about this.
Oh and just because I’m not paranoid doesn’t mean that there’s nobody out trying to get me OK?
…………….er …………I think ???
