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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Too much information !!!

Not enough information you mean.
bon bon please elabolrate….

@sharongooner wrote:

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@lil fek wrote:

How much of a nuisance are they and have you ever been attacked by one?

They’re not as much of a nuisance as parrots …. always swearing and cussing and nipping you with their horrid multicoloured beaks. Ugh !!!

multicoloured beaks????!!!!!

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@bon bon wrote:

A lot of people used to want a bank manager in their cupboards
I want a wise person who I can bring out occasionally

Yoo hoo …. I’m here !!!!!

But are you a good sh ag too

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Necrophilia in mortuarys isn’t as uncommon as you might imagine – in spite of Esme’s tongue in cheek comments.

When I was a student (in the 1930’s lol) I had a holiday job as a ‘nurse’ in an old folk’s home and did a twice a week shift in the attached mortuary.

It was a well known ‘fact’ (according to local informed gossip)…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Necrophilia in mortuarys isn’t as uncommon as you might imagine – in spite of Esme’s tongue in cheek comments.

When I was a student (in the 1930’s lol) I had a holiday job as a ‘nurse’ in an old folk’s home and did a twice a week shift in the attached mortuary.

It was a well known ‘fact’ (according to local informed gossip)…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

He might be at that ….. but you have to admit he sure comes up with some real gems eh?

but his spelling’s so naff

@ForumHostPB wrote:

It’d be interesting to compare the amount that has been won (by the above) with how much they had to spend in order to win it.

My guess is that you’d be far better off keeping your money in your pocket.

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@Pete wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Or alternatively…………

No 49: Visit an NHS dentist and ask him to drill REALLY deep into an upper tooth (without anaesthetic) to see how far up the drill can go.

are you Kate ?

Whilst theoretically anything is possible …… I checked downwards just now and I’m definitely male – so NO I’m not Kate.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Why thank you Ma’am. Mind you my birthdays aren’t what they used to be. I only get one candle on the cake thesedays, as putting 63 on it not only creates a major fire hazard, but they are quite difficult to blow out all in one go.

Fire extinguisher?

@ForumHostPB wrote:

As the American poofter said “There is nothing like a fag in the morning”

the American poofter??

PB I think you’ll find there’s more than one “poofter” in America. :wink:
But do you smoke? :roll:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I must say that there are, I’m sure, cases where the woman being drunk and incapable put herself in a position where she was at additional risk and which a sober woman would not have done.

I shall now retire to my concrete bunker and await the nuclear blast.

I just think rape is such a difficult thing to prove and almost…[Read more]

@waspish wrote:

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What do you mean by “asian bloke” ….. and define ”racist”.

he cant be a recist hes asian. simple as. racism is only ever used against white people as a way of gaining sympathy and monies in the form of compensation. the asian population, [and muslims inparticular] play the racist card at every turn. if you are…

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@dee wrote:

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@dee wrote:

Oh, just thought I’d point out 38 flippin views and only one nice person bothered to reply. Tw*ats :lol:

Replying on behalf of “Tw*ats” Worldwide:

That’s possibly because they either don’t use Hotmail or they don’t know the answer to your issue Dee.

Alternatively, if you posted this in the Technical…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@dee wrote:

Oh, just thought I’d point out 38 flippin views and only one nice person bothered to reply. Tw*ats :lol:

Replying on behalf of “Tw*ats” Worldwide:

That’s possibly because they either don’t use Hotmail or they don’t know the answer to your issue Dee.

Alternatively, if you posted this in the Technical forum, you…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

It would be helpful if you could post details of the Operating System, the hard disk size (C: drive) and how much RAM is installed and finally, what anti-virus software you have running.

Okay. He is running Windows XP home edition, Celeron(R)CPU 40gb hard disk size, 2.80GHz 2.81GHz, 224MB of RAM (no idea what all that…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Well for once all the numerous drunks, unemployed and druggies in Glasgow East (that’s most of the population BTW) seem to have made the correct decision and voted out Gordon and his mob of so-called socialists.

Now all they have is the SNP and its somewhat ”fishy” leader.

ooooooh mr… how very dare you, i resemble that…[Read more]

@chickenman wrote:

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@chickenman wrote:

Sky are pricks thats all i got to say about them :lol: they have given me so much grief. demanding money from me for an account i ain’t even got.

That’s an interesting trick … if you know how it works.

So you don’t have an account with Sky and presumably they simply picked your name at…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Government Ministers are considering allowing “idiots” and “lunatics” to stand for Parliament

Have you got your mandate ready?

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@chickenman wrote:

Sky are pricks thats all i got to say about them :lol: they have given me so much grief. demanding money from me for an account i ain’t even got.

That’s an interesting trick … if you know how it works.

So you don’t have an account with Sky and presumably they simply picked your name at random out of some…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Here is Adolf Hitler singing “When I saw her standing there”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO88hJDnnik&feature=related

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha…. i nearly peed mesen……………….loved it.
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