ForumHostPB

@ForumHostPB wrote:

However, the bottom line is that you never stop loving your children no matter what the circumstances were of their conception.

If only that were true of all parents…..

Was I planned? Only in that it was the expectation of the time in our area and background that you got married and had kids, I don’t think that planning…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

About > < this close !!!

Tsk, spoilsport [-(

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@Reason wrote:

Just to add,i was in the lobby on wednesday night when a number of “reg” chatters took it upon themselves to use the word you love bat…..yes the C word……..as many times as was humanly possible,the room emptied somewhat,that’s what i call “ironic” :wink:

You might call it “ironic” ….. I suspect that most…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

MMMMMM just imagine waking up in your coffin in time to hear the crematorium workers saying “Better give this one gas mark 7 Harry” and then the oven door slamming as they shut you in!!!

Wood is a good insulator, so it would take several minutes before you started to cook properly. Mind you, they wouldn’t hear you screaming…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

…. and what’s wrong with “man flu” ffs ???? I’ve had a really unpleasant dose of MF over the last several days and it’s no fun I can tell you. Sniffing & snuffling; barking; feeling REALLY sorry for myself – and that was only Day 1.

The absolutely worst bit was that Senior Management affected a ‘slight sore throat’ for one…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

“Use the CPU by giving the computer something to do. This will stop the System Idle Process from running. Alternatively, re-boot it and start over.”

So what you’re saying is……….

TURN IT OFF AND THEN BACK ON AGAIN ?????????

Er….. I think that’s what “re-boot” means – isn’t it? You know, you…[Read more]

@Cas wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

This breast cancer awareness month is a female thing isn’t it?

I think that this is both unfair and utterly sexist and discriminatory. Why can’t males be involved as well ….. why should 50% or so of the population be excluded solely on the grounds of sex????

In the spirit of fighting prejudice in all its forms, I…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Hows about a PBee (with a nice big stinger on it???

that took longer than it should have :?

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Hows about a PBee (with a nice big stinger on it???

no bee carries a sting that big :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Adolf Hitler in say mid 1938.

I’d say to him “Look pal, if you go and invade Poland next year, it’ll all end in tears ….. and you’ll end up shooting yourself.” “Just stick with getting the trains to run on time and the whole world will love you”.

“Oh and BTW, watch out for that Winston Churchill bloke. He can be a really…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Adolf Hitler in say mid 1938.

I’d say to him “Look pal, if you go and invade Poland next year, it’ll all end in tears ….. and you’ll end up shooting yourself.” “Just stick with getting the trains to run on time and the whole world will love you”.

“Oh and BTW, watch out for that Winston Churchill bloke. He can be a really…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

I have to fully agree with you there Pebbles. Every day as I potter around, I see people 9usually ‘young’ women) walking along with a mobile clamped to their ear, or texting somebody about something really really important.

“U OK?”

“YUP U?”

etc etc etc

I am slightly curious about one thing though. It sems to me from my…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

You make a lot of sense there Stephen. Food for thought eh? (no pun intended)

My own take on the current so-called crisis is to think about mobile phones. Yes … that’s what I said….. mobile phones.

Why do you have one??? Logically it is to make and receive telephone calls to other telephone users right?

So how come most…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

I’ll bet you do. I nearly got lynched myself a while ago when I mentioned the new Korean cookery book called “1,000 ways to wok your dog”….. so I know how it feels.

Miss read it at first, didn’t relise it said wok :shock:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Also, I remember watching (again live as it actually happened)the tower occupants jumping out of windows to their deaths and watching the bodies falling and falling. You end up with a tremendous emptiness inside and nobody watching it could find any words at all to express their feelings. I know that we all went home that night…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Let that be an awful warning to all video game players. If you over use them, an effing big dog will bound over and shag you sensless.

sensless eh; are you inferring there are JC members over using video games :-k

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Oi you speccy tw.at..who said you could nick the title of my..let’s face it..MUCH funnier thread..you are soooo cruising for a bruising! :lol:

Maybe it should be re-named “Shush” …. what do you think???

You’re not just a pretty face, PB, is what I think. :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I have a particularly unpleasant recollection of ”that day”. The company I then worked for was hosting a video conference for clients in the UK, who were connected (through our equipment) to an office in the World Trade Centre.

We had several people in the video conference suite and at the US end there were around a dozen…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Sorry Pete …. ‘fraid it is, ah the memories that brings back !!!

BTW, doesn’t the lead singer / drummer of The Carpenters (clip below) look like a post-op transexual???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUDshT19j8Q&feature=related

:lol: I’ve seen worse lookalikes :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I have a particularly unpleasant recollection of ”that day”. The company I then worked for was hosting a video conference for clients in the UK, who were connected (through our equipment) to an office in the World Trade Centre.

We had several people in the video conference suite and at the US end there were around a dozen…

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