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@ForumHostPB wrote:

The latest i hear is that Will went for a guided tour round the Pedigree Petfoods factory and got slightly delayed ….. when he met a chum.!!!

Boom boom !!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Poor old “Welshy” ….I’ll bet she didn’t have a nasty bone in her body eh???

Not after we sold the parts off for medical spares towards the drinks fund no, no bones bad or good at all. :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

NO DEAL !!! NO WAY !!! NOT AT ALL !!!

You can keep Will – Mickey Mouse thong or not – UGO cuddling him or not. You can even fed him on his favourite supper – a tin of Pedigree Chum and some biscuits.

In fact we CAN have a ‘T’ Shirt saying …..

FREE WILL – WITH EVERY CAN OF PEDIGREE CHUM

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Actually they are one and the same person. Jo Brand is in fact John Sergeant in drag. Not many people know this.

Proof???? If you think back, they never ever appeared on TV on the same day as each other.. If John Sargeant was ‘abroad’ on a assignment, you didn’t see Jo Brand. When John Sargeant was starring in Strictly Cum…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Banana and toffee sauce fillings are yummy, but I really missed my favourite – brown sugar + lemon juice + a liberal splash of Grand Marnier.. mmmmmmmmmm.

Dude 8)

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Oh Christ – I really wish you hadn’t posted that. Now all the conspitacy theorists and assorted other lunatics will be seeing little green men and imagining that aliens are landing in Area 51 (or wherever).

Can you please make it more clear in future that this is simply a comet, and not the approach of the end of…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Ah … so it found more errors that the freebie eh? Now all you need to do when you’ve used it is minimise it and it will go to a tiny little icon on your system tray and continue running in the background.

Open it by right clicking on the little icon and select “Open Registry Mechanic” and you get the start scanning screen…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Oh Christ – I really wish you hadn’t posted that. Now all the conspitacy theorists and assorted other lunatics will be seeing little green men and imagining that aliens are landing in Area 51 (or wherever).

Can you please make it more clear in future that this is simply a comet, and not the approach of the end of the world.

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@sarah_1 wrote:

@Reason wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

You’ve achieved fame Reason – check out the third entry down on a Google search page….

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=zeus+admin+web+sm&meta=

I think that could be infamy …… but still haven’t got a clue what it means :?

Sorry couldn’t resist :wink: :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtub…

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@Reason wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

You’ve achieved fame Reason – check out the third entry down on a Google search page….

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=zeus+admin+web+sm&meta=

I think that could be infamy …… but still haven’t got a clue what it means :?

Sorry couldn’t resist :wink: :lol: :lol:

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

You’ve achieved fame Reason – check out the third entry down on a Google search page….

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=zeus+admin+web+sm&meta=

I think that could be infamy …… but still haven’t got a clue what it means :?

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Rosepetal wrote:

Oh dear we are cross aren’t we!

Nice plate of pasta and a chocolate dessert is what you need!

OK, I’ve calmed down a bit now ….. until tonight’s idiot so-called forecast !!!

Just switch off or watch something banal like Emmerdale, sleep induced stupor guarenteed!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I know that you pine for more puns like this, but with me at the ‘elm there will be loads more punishment with my birch . As an elder member here, I have that right.

being clever dont make you poplar you know

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I know that you pine for more puns like this, but with me at the ‘elm there will be loads more punishment with my birch . As an elder member here, I have that right.

I think your Bark is worse than your bite if Yew will allow me to say so.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

OK I’m ranting … right !!!

But I’m sick and tired of bloody BBC weather forecasts – you know …. forecast, as in what they think will happen in the FUTURE !!!!!!

So what do we get for most of their pathetic little 2 minute slot after the News?????

“The weather today WAS …….” and there follows a lengthy description of…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

I’ve tried several over the years Yoda and I’ve found that Registry Mechanic is one of the few that does exactly what it says on the tin.

Crap Cleaner seems to spend a lot of its resource cleaning stuff that you can clean anyway using the tools provided with Windows (i.e. cookie files and temporary internet files and so…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

It wasn’t even foggy in Dover (see Metcheck weather forecast) >>> http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/today.asp?zipcode=Dover <<<

….. so yet again they got it totally wrong didn’t they???/ Bloody typical.

As for Sian Lloyd’s mouth – it’s totally out of proportion with the rest of her face. Oh and the blokes are mostly all…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

In spite of the Media constantly slating her for being “thick”; “stupid”; “uneducated” and so on ….. she has been bright enough to hire Max Clifford to represent her with the Media and to ensure that she stays in the full glare of publicity as long as possible.

Seems like a pretty clever thing to do eh? At least she will get…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

I’d love to assist you but I’m afraid I’m not up on I-pods.

For free registry scans – you can find numerous sites on the internet for this (Google them) but the hook is that to fix the issues they find, you usually need to purchase the software. The old adage that there is no such thing as a free lunch applies here.

An…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yes … thank you for the linguistics lesson Sir Actor, i think that we’ve all got the point.

Well done for bringing this simple mistake to everybody’s attention.

@Sir Actor wrote:

Women on message boards will always be seen as virtuous, sensitive and vulnerable creatures.
Men, by comparison, are nasty and vindictive who are…

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