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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Mr Velvet is of the opinion that it is all a commercial ripoff so lucky old me gets sweet nothing every year… this goes for easter anniversarys and xmas too… he’s such a giving soul and im lucky if i get a birthday card

…..and he’s 100% absolutely right!!! Valentine’s Day is a total commercial ripoff…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

A woman is in jail after police say she forced her 12-year-old son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for bad grades.

Well I think it is a really harsh punishment for getting bad grades. After all the hamster probably tried as hard as it could – it wasn’t its fault that it got bad grades. Surely…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Poor Mrs Jones, Otto was her best Chum – but then he was sponsored by Pedigree Petfoods.

Groans

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I just adore this video of a woman desperately trying to park in a space that is clearly too small for her car, and then shouting abuse at passers by who offer to assist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol_P7UIiHw0&feature=related

The only thing better would be if it was a Volvo !!!!!

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Strictly speaking, a gambling debt is unenforceable in law i.e. you cannot sue in the Courts for your ‘winnings’ if the bookie refuses to pay you.

thats what i said

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I’d sleep on it if i was you :wink:

I tried that once Pete ….. but it went numb.

Have you tried sleeping with a pillow between your knees, I found this an effective remedy to numbness, the worst that can happen is a small dose of pins and needles. :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I’d sleep on it if i was you :wink:

I tried that once Pete ….. but it went numb.

I’m Not Going To Laugh.. I’m Not Going To Laugh..

Ok – Has A Chuckle!! :lol:

Wasn’t my fault – honest! :oops: :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I’d sleep on it if i was you :wink:

I tried that once Pete ….. but it went numb.

I’m Not Going To Laugh.. I’m Not Going To Laugh..

Ok – Has A Chuckle!! :lol:

@minim wrote:

@anc wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

In answer to the question posed by this thread and in view of all the comments posted …… it looks as thought it’s just you Susie.

Oh boy! How wrong can some people be ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erm technically, he’s right. Everyone has commiserated with Susie on her horrid day, but nobody has said…. God…

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@anc wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

In answer to the question posed by this thread and in view of all the comments posted …… it looks as thought it’s just you Susie.

Oh boy! How wrong can some people be ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erm technically, he’s right. Everyone has commiserated with Susie on her horrid day, but nobody has said…. God has just…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

There’s a lot of heartlessness circulating around eh minim?

I nearly choked you git! You need a government health warning!

Having said that, perhaps its Gazlan’s puns that need a health warning!

@SusieQ wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Your heart goes out to him doesn’t it?

now why doesn’t your reply suprise me !

Er…. is it because it was sitting there for a week???

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Your heart goes out to him doesn’t it?

now why doesn’t your reply suprise me !

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Your heart goes out to him doesn’t it?

:D :D

*sings some dusty springfield*

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Sorry to disappoint Rainy, but I don’t use Facebook. In fact ever since I sued a similar social networking site for breach of contract, on behalf of a client, and took them to the proverbial cleaners, I’ve kept right away from them all.

However, I understand that the ‘drivel’ you mention is pretty typical of the sort of…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

see also >>>>> http://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/viewtopic.php?t=22807

Thank you PB lol, no further comment ………….by the way:

My answers to yesterday’s msgs in order of arrival. Yes, tomorrow at 8pm, feathers and whipped cream, room 102, the password is oh yesl……………. :wink: :lol: :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@minim wrote:

Nothing they are too busy beating around the bush and hedging their bets.

No minim, that’s Agnostics. Atheists are quite definite in their lack of belief in God.

Well I must be an atheist then because in the throws of passion i don’t say Oh God, Oh God, Oh God……

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

The Government is, I’m afraid, fully committed to doing all it can to immerse the issue of the punishment of criminals in as deep a layer of bullshit as it can manage ……. as evidenced by the above quoted Government response.

as successive governtments have PB.. This is not a labour party problem. Which makes it harder in…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

“Innocent until proven Guilty (beyond all reasonable doubt)” is a fine concept and is one that protects ALL of us against being falsely accused or wrongly convicted.

However, it seems to me that this wonderful concept applies only to the (alleged) perpetrator of a crime. The victim has no protection under law – as the law only…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

I like Pete’s direct approach to ‘paedophiles’ …. BANG !! – game over!!!

The only snag is – what if the person isn’t a paedophile???

If, for example, you were a Sun reader, then you’d have topped your local Paediatrician.

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