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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Government Ministers are considering allowing “idiots” and “lunatics” to stand for Parliament, after health campaigners complained that the relevent laws are discriminatory.

Elizabethan laws define the term “idiots” as people who are incapable of gaining reason and “lunatics” as capable of only brief periods of lucidity.

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

any person who has been sectioned under the mental health laws.

Geoff Anscombe as an MP?? :shock:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Government Ministers are considering allowing “idiots” and “lunatics” to stand for Parliament, after health campaigners complained that the relevent laws are discriminatory.

Elizabethan laws define the term “idiots” as people who are incapable of gaining reason and “lunatics” as capable of only brief periods of lucidity.

These…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Just because im gay, doesn’t mean i bendover

It does.

@cath 55 wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Cath … I’ll make two points to you:

1) It wasn’t me that deleted the pics (posted I think by Pebbles) but I assume that she did it herself – I may be wrong on this, but I do know that I sure didn’t do it – nor did GM and nor did Martin (who was away that weekend)

2) I must have deleted literally hundreds of…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Cath … I’ll make two points to you:

1) It wasn’t me that deleted the pics (posted I think by Pebbles) but I assume that she did it herself – I may be wrong on this, but I do know that I sure didn’t do it – nor did GM and nor did Martin (who was away that weekend)

2) I must have deleted literally hundreds of the spam threads…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

There IS a national fiasco (as you so succinctly put it). The Government (who we all love and respect don’t we ….. I said DON’T WE ?????) have handed the contract for SATS marking to EDS – who have totally messed the entire thing up yet again.

Hey. . . .I work for HM gov *calls his mate in the revenue* and ask’s him too check…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

…so are you gonna tell us who you’ve shagged from forum 3 then or what? :lol:

Judging by the post above …. it looks as though jen jen might have been one of ’em.

Now come on girls, sad and delusional or not – own up. Who else has been playing hide the sausage with UP Pilot?????

Nope not me PB – I was one…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

There IS a national fiasco (as you so succinctly put it). The Government (who we all love and respect don’t we ….. I said DON’T WE ?????) have handed the contract for SATS marking to EDS – who have totally messed the entire thing up yet again.

we just got rid of EDS at work, that explains an awful lot.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Any chance that, now you both seem to have agreed to drop this subject, we could move on a little???

hang on… did you just make a really sensible comment there? :shock:

I think that I might have done (unintentionally i assure you)…… but it seems to have fallen on deaf ears eh?

say what

@sharongooner wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Any chance that, now you both seem to have agreed to drop this subject, we could move on a little???

hang on… did you just make a really sensible comment there? :shock:

I think that I might have done (unintentionally i assure you)…… but it seems to have fallen on deaf ears eh?

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Oh no … not the ”kids” thing again.

Hey I’ve paid m’fare now let me ride the donkey please.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Dreamsprite wrote:

PB STOP SPAMMING MY INBOX TOSS POT

But I thought you loved Spam …. couldn’t get enough of it you said.[/b]

now theres an idea ……………. :-k

@Dreamsprite wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Try lifting your fingers off the keyboard and repeating “I will NOT post any more stuff on JustChat” …..over and over again.

Alternatively, take a knitting needle and thrust it deep into your left eye.

ban me PB, do u want to delete threads continously for the next few days.

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@the_bulldog wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

How about Marmite & Apple?

Better still, Horseradish & Banana custard or for that ultimate “UGH” moment…. Milk Chocolate and Tomato Ketchup.

Marmite n apple ? Thats got a nice ring to it.. In fact, my mouths actually watering here :D

Phwoar! I hope they’ll come in a family-size pack – just for meeeeee!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

How about Marmite & Apple?

Better still, Horseradish & Banana custard or for that ultimate “UGH” moment…. Milk Chocolate and Tomato Ketchup.

Marmite n apple ? Thats got a nice ring to it.. In fact, my mouths actually watering here :D

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Why on earth are you replying to a full stop???

He’s been reading a lot of sharongooner posts recently PB. That’s how it affecrs some people….

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I had a half moon the other day when my belt was a bit loose and my trousers slipped. I haven’t had a full moon for ages.

not the prettiest pic ive ever imagined :shock:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

JustShrouds – the fashion statement of (no) choice. When you’re feeling really really cold and your journey is nearly over – travel in warmth & comfort with a JustShroud….. clothing you would be seen dead in.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

How to strangle a cat:

Step 1 – take cat firmly in both hands and squeeze hard.

Step 2: to ensure that the cat is really dead – hang it upside down for a few minutes

Step 3: Cats make a tasty stew when served with a rich nourishing gravy:

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