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I have to say that i’m in agreement with what I suspect lies behind GAZLAN’s post “I wonder who stole his childhood…”

This isn’t to say that…[Read more]

You really cocked that up didn’t you?

@WooHoo wrote:

What made me laugh is when Asda did their own brand card! :lol:

As if any female would appreciate THAT!!

Exactly!!! Women are never even slightly grateful for the small kindnesses shown to them.

(It’s the thought that counts ….. UNLESS your gift is not seen as being sufficiently expensive!!!)

I liked the irony of the postscript of the press report I read in this.

Pete’s point as to ‘remorse’ is quite right. he didn’t show any remorse after the rape did he? Only, probably following advice from his lawyers, in court…[Read more]

@Florrie wrote:

Wonder why PB ‘s been down the baby item isle at Sainsbury’s :wink:

I visit the baby aisle to buy talcum powder & cotton wool pads for Mrs PB….. ‘cos that’s where they are located.

FYI – the bumper packs of baby wipes are on a big pallett inside the front entrance so you have to walk past them on the way in.

BTW: Here’s a tip for the tight fisted amongst you. Sainsbury’s are offering a Giant 4 pack of Pampers baby wipes for only £1….. yes, that’s 4 x 80 wipes for only £1. WOW !!!

Grab some ASAP and save those curtains eh?

@Cas wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Mr Velvet is of the opinion that it is all a commercial ripoff so lucky old me gets sweet nothing every year… this goes for easter anniversarys and xmas too… he’s such a giving soul and im lucky if i get a birthday card

…..and he’s 100% absolutely right!!! Valentine’s Day is a total commercial…

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@NCb wrote:

Yes….
No…

ALRIGHT WHO CHANGED WHAT I PUT?? I NEVER PUT THIS:
THE GENDER PART IN RED?????? WHO TAMPERED WITH MY POST???????????????????????????

Is there a thing called real love that last forever?
yes (Females answer here please)
no (Males answer here please)

Ummm …. that was me :oops: :oops: :oops:

I simply wanted to…[Read more]

Now come on !!! You know i’m talking absolute sense. The cost of a measly bunch of flowers in the run up to 14th February will at least double and in some places treble in price, or more.

God forbid that you should take out a second mortgage to buy a bunch of…[Read more]

I really can’t understand why you lot are going on about curtains – vs – blinds etc. What on earth do you think handkerchiefs are for???

I don’t know ….. the younger generation these days know nothing huh?

OK so here’s the plan to defeat the Government’s ‘hidden’ purpose.

We all know that it’s really a ploy to raise money from the poor old motorist – and nothing at all to…[Read more]

Er….. well I did get a bit out of breath once when watching Julie Christie in Dr Zhivago, way back in the mid 1960’s.

….. and my knees went all…[Read more]

He sounds like a damned fine chap to me. Certainly has the right approach to love & life.

“Romance” is all about ‘process’. Men don’t do process. We just get on with the job in hand and then get back to doing more interesting or important things.

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Mr Velvet is of the opinion that it is all a commercial ripoff so lucky old me gets sweet nothing every year… this goes for easter anniversarys and xmas too… he’s such a giving soul and im lucky if i get a birthday card

…..and he’s 100% absolutely right!!! Valentine’s Day is a total commercial ripoff solely designed to make…[Read more]

@Florrie wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

That diagram says it all Pete.

Basically females get too involved in the fine details, whilst totally forgetting what the end object is. Males on the other hand are far more goal oriented and less process oriented.

Oh, and all this stuff about what turns you on etc .. is far too reminiscent of gossip in a…

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@Velvet 1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Backs away slowly from this thread……. seems that JC men need educating and Poli and Jen can be todays teachers :wink:

Chicken :wink: :lol:

flaps and makes clucking noises

The difference between erotic sex and peverted sex is that with erotic sex – you use a feather………

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Silence ………. is golden.

That diagram says it all Pete.

Oh, and all this stuff about what turns you on etc .. is far too reminiscent of gossip in a women’s lavatory.

You could of course argue that all heroin addicts are candidates for the Darwin Awards.

I read today that there are several forms with varying degrees of…[Read more]