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You’re quite right – it doesn’t. What I was driving at was this … when a Police officer (of any rank) is considered for prosecution, the CPS really has to be fully satisfied that there is a solid case to answer. This is because Police officers can often be the target of malicious or totally unfounded allegations – especially by the ‘criminal…[Read more]

This matter is of course about (soon to be ex) Commander ‘Ali’ Desai of the Metropolitan Police. It is apparently true that he was an outspoken and aggressive ‘anti-racist’ particularly in his (ex) position as Chairman of the Black Police Officer’s Association (BPA).

He has been charged in the past (and was found ‘Not Guilty’) with a number of…[Read more]

I always ignore posters – especially roadside ones when I’m driving. I find them totally distracting and I rarely if ever agree with their ‘adverts’.

You really can’t beat The Temperance Seven……..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDhaZElJ4Ho

The female black widow spider gobbles her partner after intercourse has ended whereas the female human often gobbles her partner before it begins.

@kent f OBE wrote:

Since when did god not say homosexuality is wrong? I don’t think god said oral is right either but most of us do it!!

Speak for yourself ….. unless of course your month is full !!!

The keyboard player, wearing the concentration camp uniform, is clearly ‘chemically enhanced’.

I misunderstood the thread title – I thought at first that the baby was 9 when it was born – not the mother. They’re damned clever these Chinese & might have found a way to extend the human gestation period to reduce the number of births.

Only after he made a deposit.

Typical BBC with their ‘animalist’ agenda. Notice they carefully avoid telling us what animal ‘donated’ the semen.

The Welsh National Anthem …..”Ewe are the only one for me”

(WooHoo is quite right. It is far nicer to kiss them afterwards – it seems somehow so churlish to leave the barn afterwards without a kiss & a cuddle).

I don’t know about all this healthy eating stuff – seems like a load of navel gazing nonsense to me, guaranteed to give you ulcers just worrying about your diet.

There’s not a lot wrong with most people that a jolly good old-fashioned steak & kidney pudding can’t fix … washed down with a couple of pints of beer of course!

On a point of accuracy – I think you’ll find that it is the sheep in Wales that go bare footed !!!

Traditional Welsh farmers all wear kilts …. because the sheep have learned to run at the sound of a zip being undone !!!

Women are especially gifted in foretelling the future – they have an uncanny ability to “know” what someone is going to say next.

For example, Mrs PB always knows what I am going to say next. When I am (unjustly) accused of dropping my clothes on the floor instead of folding them neatly or putting them in the washing basket – she always prefixes…[Read more]

I only buy meat from the butcher – his ability to drink cough mixture from the bottle isn’t a professional requirement.

@Rosepetal wrote:

Did I just yawn then, I do beg your pardon it just slipped out!

Better than it just slipping in I suppose ???

If he bought a joke book …. he’d be feathering his own nest

@NCb wrote:

……….. And no hun I don’t pay any male for anything.

This will come as something of a surprise (if not a disappointment) to most of the males on here. :lol:

I may well be “elderly & confused” but i STILL dress to go shopping. Why only the other day I put on my Dinner jacket to buy supper at Sainsbury’s.

@Bat wrote:

It’s just nothing short of laziness not to mention slovenly and unhygenic. I wouldn’t dream of going shopping in my pyjamas. How long does it take to put on a pair of jeans, a clean top and brush your teeth and hair in the morning? 10 minutes?

Good job you don’t wash as well then as that would take much longer!!!