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@Cas wrote:

Mug / rob / abuse someone, and you get a few hours community service. If your really lucky! you get a holiday at the tax payers expense due to your dreadful start in life :roll:

Yes …. its called compassion.

He was jailed for not paying (or refusing to continue paying) the fines imposed on him.

BUT if you do the math, it isn’t such a bad deal really. He had to pay a total of £10,136. Being given 6 months in jail actually means a time seved of around 3 months. When he comes out, he will have in essence settled his debt to society by virtue of serving…[Read more]

….. and quite right too !!!

Nuff said !!!

This is a really heartwarming positive motivational message for our times isn’t it?

@NCb wrote:

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred – by getting your retaliation in first!!!.

Free your mind from worries – Shit happens – get over it !!!

Live simply and appreciate what you have….. but keep your eye on those thieving bastards next door.

Give more…… and remember to claim the Tax…

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Poet, the ‘word on the street’ is that Vista is a total complete and utter dog, launched in haste and regretted at leisure.

Windows 7 is by comparison vastly better. it has a few annoying little habits which take some getting used to, in that it treats its users as complete morons unable to know whether they should instal or delete a file etc.…[Read more]

I read today that poor Ashley had the misfortune to have his mother-in-law living with him and Cheryl (in their NINE bedroomed mansion).

They must have made a right ‘Tweedy’ pair, sitting on the sofa and stuffing their faces – is it…[Read more]

I had a sneaky little suspicion, Ncb, that you might grace my post with a response. :lol: :lol:

But you know, there is a (slightly) serious underlying point here. When one listens to that awful woman berating the “emergency” police operator simply because she cannot get some sort of ‘satisfaction’ from a burger bar FFS, it conjures up the most…[Read more]

Mine says “Female Forum” … maybe it’s the thought of all those women incessantly gossiping that’s sending you to sleep???

I noticed that the hysterical female hamburger moaner was American!!!

Is this simply a coincidence???

Now come on you lot …. don’t be so quick to condemn!!! Ashley is living 24/7 in the media spotlight and anything and everything he does is the source of yet ANOTHER gutter press expose. Look … he’s only a footballer for Christ’s sake. He gets paid for kicking a ball around at weekends, that’s all.

It’s not as if he is a ‘world leader’ or…[Read more]

“Tenga is coming ……” – Yes it probably is!!!

Oh yes they are !!!

(LOOK !!! ….. will you both stop talking to yourselves !!! …….. Ed)

Oh no they’re not !!!

Your suspicions are my certainties – oh yes they are.

Why??? We’re having a whale of a time here!!!

Look you old trout, I wish you’d get down off your perch and stop floundering about with the puns….. you’ll pull a mussel or something.

I just wish that you’d all stop carping on about this.

Oh and just because I’m not paranoid doesn’t mean that there’s nobody out trying to get me OK?

…………….er …………I think ???