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@andydec wrote:

yet again ive problems with my x box, this time i have 4 green lights on my pad,and cannot connect to x box. ive tried to sync them but to no avail.Any help please

Er ….. set fire to it and claim on the insurance ????

@jen_jen wrote:

Yipes

Pipes

@ForumHostGM wrote:

well i suppose its a bit like when the mother board in your computer has a meltdown
what do you do then?

Er …. I would pick up a library book and carry on reading it.

BTW: MY computer is German and was made by Maxdata GmbH (in liquidation) and like other German stuff it is not allowed to breakdown – so the possibility doesn’t arise.

Well I suppose that if you throw loads of money and loads of high technology at a non existent problem you’ll eventually come up with something like the iPad.

“I know we’ll sell it to…[Read more]

OMG!!! That view was soo last century.

No mess – no fuss – no bother – and best of all …… NO COST !!!

I find that popping down to my local library is even more effective.

You can manually select books and add them to your…[Read more]

Memo to Northern fatties:

Note – you can tell that it is closed ‘cos there isn’t a bloody great hole in the middle.

The white tie is essential as it shows the stains from the tomato sauce splashes thus confirming the authenticity of both the dish and the eater.

Sorry Pete, but to properly enjoy spaghetti and meatballs in tomato sauce – jus…[Read more]

Thank you all for your entirely unsolicited testimonials for Kaspersky. These heartwarming little stories, when passed on to their PR department, allow me to claim substantial commission cheques. Every little bit helps eh?

Bat, take your daughter down to the A&E department of your nearest hospital and have both of her hands encased in Plaster of Paris. THAT will stop her from using the computer for a while.

Alternatively, make her sit in front of it for a few hours trying to clean off the virus / Trojan that she has caused to be downloaded onto it ….. and for…[Read more]

The monkeys probably took exception to her hairstyle.

‘Savaging’ har arm was a small price to pay.

Tom, following your recent gloriously unsuccessful attempt to subvert the democratic process (by standing for the BNP in a Parliamentary election) certain ‘gentlemen’ of my acquaintance have taken a passing interest in your health.

You know the ones – they wear back shirts with white ties, loud pin striped suits and scoff loads of spaghetti &…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

Prime Minister : F-Politics

Definitely !!

=D>=D>=D>

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Wouldn’t “Prime Monster” be more accurate??? :lol:

I just love the way they refer to the act of “conjugal unpleasantness” …. oh the memories!!!

Is is true that females from Newcastle scoff more pies that any other area of the country???

@kent f OBE wrote:

I watch s’tenders if I’m sitting down doing nuffink. The Syeed storyline is very boring now but I can totally relate to it as I know someone in the exact same postion (Gaz…if you need to talk I’m always here for you :lol: )

I’m intrigued by the “exact same position” comment. What position is that then??? Bending over and…[Read more]

Sorry to be so late on picking up this post.(Busy busy busy etc)

I have always had a problem with Lexmark printers. We used to include them in a “bundle” with a PC monitor etc. We bought them 1,000 at a time for around £4.50 each (special OEM price) and gave them away FOC with each new PC. Lexmark made their profit on the sale of the ink…[Read more]

So do I ….. especially big bouncy ones !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is a part of an EU conspiracy where a random number of BT subscribers are charged for non existent calls to Greece.

Alternatively, and if you have a teenage girl in the household, she has recently fallen in love with a Greek waiter, who then fled to…[Read more]

You may have a point there toy. However, that said, we do get a number of complaints / queries from members who have ‘innocently’ (= stupidly) clicked a linky and ended up being ripped off.

Think of this stuff as a sort of pubic service !!!